So one of my girls gave me a hickey

[88m3]

On both sides of my neck, they're pretty big. She thought it was so funny in the morning and didn't even say anything till I took my morning shower.

I didn't think about it till I walked her to the train...

I can't hangout with any of my jumpoff's till they heal.

On top of that I'll have to keep wearing dress shirts on my day off or I'll look like a complete douche bag.

Yes I'm mad.


Anyone have a similar trauma befall them?

 

[BrothaZay]

We in middle school?

 

[88m3]

We in middle school?

She was






Nah just a freaky European chick

 

[nalej]

better break out that turtle neck sweater

 

[OPTiMO]

frozen spoon and a comb bruh

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Stopped reading @ "one of my girls".

 

[MikelArteta]

thats what chicks do to mark their territory

 

[88m3]

Stopped reading @ "one of my girls".

no p*ssy getting bytch?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

no p*ssy getting bytch?

It's not the "one of my girls" that's unbelievable. It's the fact that you typed it.

 

[AgentGrey]

I remember when I was in middle school and got my first hickey, I forgot that shyt was on me. I went downstairs to get some cereal Saturday morning with my shirt off, My pop and his girlfriend and her kids all lookin at me like

I keep it moving, go up to my room to get ready for the day and see my upper body lookin like I got my ass whooped with nun-chucks all over.​

 

[88m3]

It's not the "one of my girls" that's unbelievable. It's the fact that you typed it.

I wish it was your girlfriend if you had one.

Someone must have had a bad weekend.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

my sdtrk when givin hoes hater marks...

 

[duncanthetall]

Yeah...I'm too black for that shyt to show up. Salty nikka

 

[infamous212]

my dude u get a tooth brush and scrub it, spreads the blood out. wow i haven't thought about that shyt in years.

 

[JasonSJackson]

Anyone have a similar trauma befall them?

yea.......in high school