So my girl broke up with me because I take birth control pills

[BrothaZay]

I been seeing this girl for a while, but she got a reputation as a schemer so i aint tryna get her preggo even tho she claim im the one
So everytime before we have sex I pop a birth control pill, but today i forgot to hide them in the medicine cabnint. So she walks in the bathroom like she always does when we done.

Me-

Her-"wtf is this birth control? who are u fuccin Zay? i know these muthafuccas aint for me they already half gone"

Me-"bytch put those down they're for me

She left and called me a faq

 

[yo moms]

 

[Lana Kane]

Idiot

 

[Mr.Plan B]

WHAT?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[gangreen]

at that freestyle struggle lie

you were better off doing this

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Top 5 DOA

 

[The 2020 New Member]

interesting method.

 

[2Elusive]

really?

 

[HowardHughes]

 

[KeysT]

 

[Brock Landers]

 

[Groanman]

I give my side piece a Plan-B smoothie every time I go to her crib.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I been seeing this girl for a while, but she got a reputation as a schemer so i aint tryna get her preggo even tho she claim im the one
So everytime before we have sex I pop a birth control pill, but today i forgot to hide them in the medicine cabnint. So she walks in the bathroom like she always does when we done.

Me-

Her-"wtf is this birth control? who are u fuccin Zay? i know these muthafuccas aint for me they already half gone"

Me-"bytch put those down they're for me

She left and called me a faq

 

[little4209]

SHE ain't een no