These disloyal, fool ass, bytch made, punks, have been calling me, an R Kelly ass nikka because I like slim women.
I was catching up with one of my cousins, just shooting the shyt , and he brought up that Sleepy Hollow show. I don't really watch tv, so I had to look it up real quick, and I saw that Nicole Beharie was in it. I made a comment about wanting to eat rice crispy treats out of her a$$hole, and not giving a damn if a fart sound or 20, gets mixed in with the snap, crackle and poping. "Maaaaan, you need to stop saying shyt like that. That bytch is skinny as fukk." I told him that she was slim but has a very nice body. "Look, every time you get on that skinny bytches are better shyt, nikkas be talking." Of course, I asked him to expound upon that and that's when he told me about the joke. He said that nikkas really started talking shyt, after I dated this one young lady a few years ago. I was 21 and she was 19, I will admit, that she had days where she looked hella young, but R Kelly status though.
I called a few nikkas to confront/confirm this and I got hysterical laughter each time.
Growing up in the south aka chubby chaser central and having an affinity for slim women, has always made me the oddball but being the butt of a Peter Piper joke for years, is fukked up.
Here are some examples of what I like.
Nicole
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And so on
This would be their idea of a bad chick.
The massive bridge burning, I'm going to do soon, is becoming an easier task, everyday.
No point to this thread, just sharing.
I was catching up with one of my cousins, just shooting the shyt , and he brought up that Sleepy Hollow show. I don't really watch tv, so I had to look it up real quick, and I saw that Nicole Beharie was in it. I made a comment about wanting to eat rice crispy treats out of her a$$hole, and not giving a damn if a fart sound or 20, gets mixed in with the snap, crackle and poping. "Maaaaan, you need to stop saying shyt like that. That bytch is skinny as fukk." I told him that she was slim but has a very nice body. "Look, every time you get on that skinny bytches are better shyt, nikkas be talking." Of course, I asked him to expound upon that and that's when he told me about the joke. He said that nikkas really started talking shyt, after I dated this one young lady a few years ago. I was 21 and she was 19, I will admit, that she had days where she looked hella young, but R Kelly status though.
I called a few nikkas to confront/confirm this and I got hysterical laughter each time.
Growing up in the south aka chubby chaser central and having an affinity for slim women, has always made me the oddball but being the butt of a Peter Piper joke for years, is fukked up.
Here are some examples of what I like.
Nicole
___________________________________________________________________________
And so on
This would be their idea of a bad chick.
The massive bridge burning, I'm going to do soon, is becoming an easier task, everyday.
No point to this thread, just sharing.
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