So, I've been the butt of an ongoing joke.

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These disloyal, fool ass, bytch made, punks, have been calling me, an R Kelly ass nikka because I like slim women.

I was catching up with one of my cousins, just shooting the shyt , and he brought up that Sleepy Hollow show. I don't really watch tv, so I had to look it up real quick, and I saw that Nicole Beharie was in it. I made a comment about wanting to eat rice crispy treats out of her a$$hole, and not giving a damn if a fart sound or 20, gets mixed in with the snap, crackle and poping. "Maaaaan, you need to stop saying shyt like that. That bytch is skinny as fukk." I told him that she was slim but has a very nice body. "Look, every time you get on that skinny bytches are better shyt, nikkas be talking." Of course, I asked him to expound upon that and that's when he told me about the joke. He said that nikkas really started talking shyt, after I dated this one young lady a few years ago. I was 21 and she was 19, I will admit, that she had days where she looked hella young, but R Kelly status though.:childplease:

I called a few nikkas to confront/confirm this and I got hysterical laughter each time.

Growing up in the south aka chubby chaser central and having an affinity for slim women, has always made me the oddball but being the butt of a Peter Piper joke for years, is fukked up.:shaq2:

Here are some examples of what I like.

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And so on

This would be their idea of a bad chick.

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The massive bridge burning, I'm going to do soon, is becoming an easier task, everyday.


No point to this thread, just sharing.
 
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So they wouldn't hit the above? Liars, all of them. Crab in a barrel ass nikkas.

I've asked about certain slim women I find attractive, from around the way and they all say things along the lines of, "I'll hit but I won't be seen in public with a bony bytch".

I never really tripped on their taste, until I found out they joke me about mine.
 

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I'm not from the south, but most of my family is. All they girlfriends and shyt is big as hell. Tell them nikkas :camby: big girls can just keep you warm and cook you some good food. Slim girls will lay it on you:ohlawd:
 

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I'm not from the south, but most of my family is. All they girlfriends and shyt is big as hell. Tell them nikkas :camby: big girls can just keep you warm and cook you some good food. Slim girls will lay it on you:ohlawd:

I agree 100%. Not to say, no thick girls(and I mean Bria Miles thick, not fat thick) are beasts in the bedroom, because I've run into one, but the majority of them have been lazy and or unskilled. Most of the slim women I've dealt with have been with the business, something serious. :whew:

I'd rather deal with struggle meals, than lame sex.
 
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