Cookouts are happening.
...but are yall grilling your own shyt?
...or are you eating someone else food? Like yall nikkas gonna let another man serve you and yours his meat?
Ill be damned if im sitting down like a child at supper time as another man provides my meal, standing there full of pride and dominance as I sit there, my head at his dikk's level mouth smacking on his franks
Only way Im going to someone else cookout is if I bring my own food, nah breh dont offer me your meat, I got my own playa
Matter fact, Im not even gonna sit on his lawn furniture, Ill bring that too...nah fukk that, Ima stand instead like a real man. Sitting at another mans cookout? Might as well sit when you pee too. Might as well put a napkin on your thighs too like a dainty little princess
If dude is taller than me, Ill just stand on a chair so I can be the bigger man and assert dominance
Matter fact fukk all that, Ima hold my own cookout and have several kids tables, and sit all the men at them so they can eat my meat as pixar characters stare at then mockingly from the tables. Im the kang round here nikka, got me fukked up
What yall doin?
...but are yall grilling your own shyt?
...or are you eating someone else food? Like yall nikkas gonna let another man serve you and yours his meat?
Ill be damned if im sitting down like a child at supper time as another man provides my meal, standing there full of pride and dominance as I sit there, my head at his dikk's level mouth smacking on his franks
Only way Im going to someone else cookout is if I bring my own food, nah breh dont offer me your meat, I got my own playa
Matter fact, Im not even gonna sit on his lawn furniture, Ill bring that too...nah fukk that, Ima stand instead like a real man. Sitting at another mans cookout? Might as well sit when you pee too. Might as well put a napkin on your thighs too like a dainty little princess
If dude is taller than me, Ill just stand on a chair so I can be the bigger man
and assert dominanceMatter fact fukk all that, Ima hold my own cookout and have several kids tables, and sit all the men at them so they can eat my meat
as pixar characters stare at then mockingly from the tables. Im the kang round here nikka, got me fukked up What yall doin?
