So, I just nutted all over my brothers curtain

[Scotch Hall]

the fukk am I supposed to do now?
bro comes back in half and hour and it was on the family computer, my mom is gonna smell that shyt when she gets on craigslist later
fukk I had to watch that girl cover notorious thugs

 

[ugksam]

just get a towel wet with hot water and try to wipe it off bruh bruh

 

[A.J.Soprano]

nutt does not have a smell bro



unless ur a retarded unique case with stinky cum

 

[Raph]

Occasionally I like to view pornography, twice... and sometimes the reactions of these girls when they get hit in the mouth with a nut is hilarious. There face curls up as if their taste buds have been attacked by a combination of gone of milk and hatred. Now these are pornstars. They are supposed to be professionals. They should be gargling that seed like mouthwash, as if the vitality of life was present in the very essence of the sperm... instead some are doing a hundred meter dash to the nearest water hole. The hottest girl I was ever with swallowed every-time and didn't even blink an eye lid. I lost so many generations down her throat. If she didn't have a BF I would have married her. As for the curtains, put that shyt on and wear it as a toga.

 

[Riley Escobar]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

clean it up the best you can. get it properly cleaned next chance ya get.

or...

take the curtain down and put it right in front of the door with a note that says "yeah, I DID IT!". When they look up, pop out wearin just a t-shirt with a bottle of lotion in your hand and ejaculate (pun intended), "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

for added effect have this playing at a loud volume

 

[MrGovan]

 

[mortuus est]

my mom is gonna smell that shyt when she gets on craigslist later

 

[Raph]

clean it up the best you can. get it properly cleaned next chance ya get.

or...

take the curtain down and put it right in front of the door with a note that says "yeah, I DID IT!". When they look up, pop out wearin just a t-shirt with a bottle of lotion in your hand and ejaculate (pun intended), "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

for added effect have this playing at a loud volume

Rick Ross - Hold Me Back (Explicit) - YouTube

Nah man. You're giving terrible advice. If he's going to do it he should do it properly, have a requiem playing maybe Verdi's-



When his mother enters, the song starts. He's wildly spinning the curtain over his head as he stands there butt naked. His mother is going to be shocked. He has to wait for his moment. The Dies irae slows down. His mother takes a step back in shock, she might drop the grocery bag. As she does he's got to charge her and tackle that bytch to the ground. Wrap the curtain around her face, stand over her now limp and shocked body... and with his head to the heavens he lets out his war cry 'SEMEN STAINED CURTAIN NEEDS CLEANING ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'

or something along those lines. Funeral for the curtain.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Nah man. You're giving terrible advice. If he's going to do it he should do it properly, have a requiem playing maybe Verdi's-

Verdi: Requiem, Dies irae - YouTube

When his mother enters, the song starts. He's wildly spinning the curtain over his head as he stands there butt naked. His mother is going to be shocked. He has to wait for his moment. The Dies irae slows down. His mother takes a step back in shock, she might drop the grocery bag. As she does he's got to charge her and tackle that bytch to the ground. Wrap the curtain around her face, stand over her now limp and shocked body... and with his head to the heavens he lets out his war cry 'SEMEN STAINED CURTAIN NEEDS CLEANING ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'

or something along those lines. Funeral for the curtain.

while that is a decent alternative, i must say that the point here is to emphasize one's rachetness. your musical selection is entirely too classy. now if this was a wife or a great grandmother situation, by all means, i support this type of instrumentation. however, it's just not disrespectful enough. this moment calls for some trill hood ish or something off the wall like "barbie girl" by aqua or pink floyd's "wish you were here".

 

[Scotch Hall]

 

[Takerstani]

Dying @ some of the responses.