About a year ago I met this older lady, at a strip club in Beltsville....she looked around early to mid 40’s in the face but she wasnt in bad shape. She had a big ass but u could tell it was fake....when I palmed it, it was rock hard like someone put drywall & caulking in it.
Anyways, I approached her & asked for her math. She was down, and I pushed for us to leave the spot to get our freak on!
She tells me we can go back to her place. I said cool where urs spot. She pointed up a flight of stairs in the strip club. Can yall believe this bytch lives on the TOP FLOOR OF THE STRIP CLUB
in a barnhouse at that. We walked up the steps and her room had an air mattress, a 30 inch TV and some clothes in a black trash bag. She could tell I was disturbed. I said some other time and dipped.
So a year goes by and we still talk here and there....and one day Im chilling, bored.... just popped a Kid Cuisine in the microwave so ya boy boutta’ eat GOOD!
I text her one day to let her know I got a kid on the way in a sarcastic way. U know jokes get lost thru text. I think she honestly believed me lol, but it didnt stop her from responding. Anyways she congratulated me, and I was like yeah so on another note we should meet up for dinner. Im talking Red Lobster, baby. Ur paying (with that stripper money). She laughed and said ok see u there.
I will update to let yall know what goes down brehs.
@Wild self
Anyways, I approached her & asked for her math. She was down, and I pushed for us to leave the spot to get our freak on!
She tells me we can go back to her place. I said cool where urs spot. She pointed up a flight of stairs in the strip club. Can yall believe this bytch lives on the TOP FLOOR OF THE STRIP CLUB
in a barnhouse at that. We walked up the steps and her room had an air mattress, a 30 inch TV and some clothes in a black trash bag. She could tell I was disturbed. I said some other time and dipped.So a year goes by and we still talk here and there....and one day Im chilling, bored.... just popped a Kid Cuisine in the microwave so ya boy boutta’ eat GOOD!
I text her one day to let her know I got a kid on the way in a sarcastic way. U know jokes get lost thru text. I think she honestly believed me lol, but it didnt stop her from responding. Anyways she congratulated me, and I was like yeah so on another note we should meet up for dinner. Im talking Red Lobster, baby. Ur paying (with that stripper money). She laughed and said ok see u there.
I will update to let yall know what goes down brehs.
@Wild self
