So, I booked this married chick this morning...

msims

Bmore nicca
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
5,528
Reputation
1,032
Daps
13,942
So, I went to the doctors today, and saw this cute girl in scrubs (shes like a receptionist, or whatever) walking out an office, across the hall into the bathroom. I went "mmm mmm mmmm"-- kinda loud.

She made it into the bathroom, and the door shut. A half of second later, the bathroom door reopens and she pokes her head out asking me "what did you say? :usure:

I was like "I ain't say nuffin:mjpls:"

To make that story quick, she asked me for my number AFTER she told me she was married. Told me not to text during primetime hours.

Anyways, she text me throughout the day. I asked her what she was doing tonight, and she told me chilling with her homegirl. Then, I shot a blind jumper (because, I really didn't care...I have a girlfriend so I guess I'm not really pressed) I said "I'm tryna see what you look like without them work scrubs on"

She's like "when"

I'm like "tonight"

She's like "sure"

I'm like :why:

I didn't expect that shyt to happen. I was really just playin around. So anyways, fast forward to right now...she is chilling at her homegirls place (15 mins from my spot), and now she wants my address so she can come over. (I didn't give it to her yet...I just gave her the area) She says she's on her way with her homegirl.....

I don't know why I'm annoyed right now, but she's called me 4 times, and I haven't answered because I don't feel like entertaining 2 bytches.

To sum it all up.....I'm too lazy to work for p*ssy now of days...even if it means entertaining two girls. I don't know what I'm going to do if I become single again. :no:

And married women ain't shyt, brehs.


/rant​
 
Last edited:

msims

Bmore nicca
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
5,528
Reputation
1,032
Daps
13,942
How fine is the check?

It's free puss my nigs

I can't tell if it's free puss because she's bringing her homegirl over too. I feel like she's gonna come over to check my place out, and if its safe she's gonna tell her homegirl to leave after they chill for a little.

I guess my problem is....I don't feel like none of that. I'm so used to just callin my girl over, smashing, and her leaving or whatever.

I'm not about this "entertaining" life. I'm lazy. :no:

I guess I don't cheat enough....when this shyt really begins to feel like too much work.

And the girl is cool, I guess. She was cute. I really wanted to see what she looked like underneath the scrubs tho, cuz I really couldn't tell if she had a nice enough ass or not. lol​
 

Wise

All Star
Joined
Jun 30, 2012
Messages
7,556
Reputation
732
Daps
10,925
Reppin
NULL
A few years ago, I took my son to the doctor for a school physical.
There was this cute chick wearing scrubs singing No Scrubs.

Once I tried to pick up a girl at a club and some random song was playing. By the time I was done speaking and it was her time to reply:


No Scrubs came on.


And she was singing it to me.


Lol I laugh at that L
 

msims

Bmore nicca
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
5,528
Reputation
1,032
Daps
13,942
Post the texts
XZYORW4.png
 
Top