So how do you order/buy condoms?

Trajan

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What's ya m.o?

Do you take the red herring approach and try to blend it in with other items?

''Let me get this dental floss...deodorant..and uh a pack of them Trojans'' :skip:


Or is there no shame in ya game...straight order with the birdman face

''We need them magnums outchea playboi :birdman:''


Do you take the bragging approach....let 'em know you getting some

''Do you have the extra strength kind :shaq:''



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I buy 3 or 4 of the 12 pack condoms at a time so the cashier looks at me like

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I hit up cvs and just buy them with no shame. I usually troll an unsuspecting female friend by bringing them along and telling them to get whatever they want. Between the combination of purchases and the girl silently trying to get across to the cashier that the condoms aren't meant for her, it's usually a funny outing. :pachaha:
 
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