So Exactly How Many "Faces" Does Cena Has?

[DaylitoJames]

So with Cena becoming a champion again celebrating his 10 years of it got me thinking exactly how many faces does this man show on tv weekly? From my count I see:

Cartoon Cena: This is the Cena that tells the poop jokes and can never take anything seriously... the version that the older crowd hates the most but the kids like.

Pastor Preacher Cena: This is the Cena that makes long winded speeches that sometimes make a point and sometimes don't, usually gets and from people.

Politician Cena: This is the Cena that is the most serious, the one that makes the promises to the crowd and gawd that he won't lose otherwise he'll have a "bad year" in his life.

Happy-Go-Lucky Cena: This is the Cena that always smiling and cracking jokes to the camera when he comes out on stage and sometimes on backstage interviews and skits... he don't have a care in the world.

Super Saiyan Cena: This is the Cena that's gonna win no matter what, when his eyes turn green he's about to win 98% of the time which is

Trollin' Cena: This is the Cena that I think most of TSC likes due to the fact of the lack of fukks given by him, just trollin' for the sake of trollin'

Is there any other "faces" I'm missing?

 

[StatUS]

John Wayne Cena>>>>>>>>>

Sounding like he's about to have a shootout at the Corral at high noon.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Don't forget Hillbilly Cena where he randomly gets southern accents when he wants to sound serious. When fueding with batista and he told him to "Look in the Mirruh" and had that bizzare Mississippi accent for the fued.

 

[Riley Escobar]

is up there with the best facial expressions Vince, Regal or Bearer EVER pulled off.

 

[Mook]

Don't forget Hillbilly Cena where he randomly gets southern accents when he wants to sound serious. When fueding with batista and he told him to "Look in the Mirruh" and had that bizzare Mississippi accent for the fued.

 

[Nintendough]

Atlanta Pastor Cena ....ima teeeeeeellll yaaaaaawwhh naahhh

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

"Ya don't lahk mah dayum shirt"

 

[SuikodenII]

Entertaining Cena...........












































...can't find any examples

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

How many passive aggressive Cena hate topics passed off as "humour" does Daylito James have in him? :sayword:

 

[DaylitoJames]

How many passive aggressive Cena hate topics passed off as "humour" does Daylito James have in him? :sayword:

Got at least 8, gotta spread them out somehow

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Don't mind me, I'm gearing up for a heel turn.

 

[Jmare007]

He only has 1 true face breh.































:cena:

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The worst is Narrator/Spokesman Cena where he randomly starts doing a summary of all the current angles in the company, including his own, as if he wasn't a part of it, and talks about how you can't find entertainment like the WWE anywhere else blah blah blah. He often reverts to this as a last resort if he doesn't have any other way to spin some L he just took.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Cena funny promo - FAIL & punk Vagina !! - YouTube

This nikka got real "Boston" in that promo.

 

[El Cocodrilo]

So with Cena becoming a champion again celebrating his 10 years of it got me thinking exactly how many faces does this man show on tv weekly? From my count I see:

Cartoon Cena: This is the Cena that tells the poop jokes and can never take anything seriously... the version that the older crowd hates the most but the kids like.

Pastor Preacher Cena: This is the Cena that makes long winded speeches that sometimes make a point and sometimes don't, usually gets and from people.

Politician Cena: This is the Cena that is the most serious, the one that makes the promises to the crowd and gawd that he won't lose otherwise he'll have a "bad year" in his life.

Happy-Go-Lucky Cena: This is the Cena that always smiling and cracking jokes to the camera when he comes out on stage and sometimes on backstage interviews and skits... he don't have a care in the world.

Super Saiyan Cena: This is the Cena that's gonna win no matter what, when his eyes turn green he's about to win 98% of the time which is

Trollin' Cena: This is the Cena that I think most of TSC likes due to the fact of the lack of fukks given by him, just trollin' for the sake of trollin'

Is there any other "faces" I'm missing?

You are mistaken my son.

These may seem like different faces of Cena, but this is because fukkery has many faces.

johnboy