Reginald Noble
Banned
If you want to see more specifics about the 3 separate incidents just request and I'll post down as a reply below. Just heard back from 3 of my boys the last members in the crew to be single. All 3 went out to separate places this weekend smashed 3 separate bytches of 3 different races but one thing in common. And I've come to the following conclusion. THE AVERAGE AMERICAN FEMALE IS UNAPOLOGETICALLY UNHYGIENIC.
Have you ever brought a bytch home from the club and she looked good:
Or spent 3 dates with a chick and finally get to smash
Or finally convinced your sister's friend to get down
And she pulled down her panties bent over and you smell straight up shyt? I'm talking straight up shyt. Not just a faint odor but as if she just sat the fukk down sharted out like 5 logs, WIPED ONCE ONLY and then put her panties back on.
Plus her breath stank she ate something bad at the club or restaurant and you trying to dodge all the smells for your life like:
bytch didn't even have the decency to go to the bathroom and "Freshen up" and you just standing their after getting a whiff looking like:
And then let's say you have alcohol in your system and do your best to ignore to keep your wood hard turn her back to lay on her back so you don't have to smell the shyt in her ass and try not to think about the shyt particles that your balls will have contaminated after fukking
you'll wash that off later.
So then you get your bearings about you and the 2nd TKO attempt after you start stroking her in missionary starts emanating from down below:
Remember you had checked your balls earlier for funk and smell check came back negative so it's not you. Now you know you're operating on limited time and every second that it goes on longer the stronger the emanating odor will become and the more at risk your erection will be
The entire process from start to finish has been non-stop battle after battle. You came looking like Tupac in a Business Suit
You hit all the right points in the conversation. You successfully navigated her cock blocking ho ass friends. You are fresh and clean with no offensive odors.
All to get the glory of being the 1st nikka to smash (that night) and encounter this
A cesspool p*ssy that smells like Godwana Kingdom Rotten Fruits and Vegetables
The bytch looked good at first but now with all the death trap scents threatening to kill the mood she starting to look more like this
And you just want to get it over with and get the fukk outta there. You can't comprehend and keep asking yourself
why a bytch would look semi-decent but almost every part of her body smell like shyt 
:
TL;DR - bytchES WASH YO STANK ASS, BRUSH YOUR GUMS, GET YOUR p*ssy CHECKED BY THE DOCTOR AND STOP LETTING RANDOM nikkaS BUST RAW IN YOUR COOCHIE BECAUSE IT MAKES IT SMELL LIKE A fukkING SEWER TANK AND STOP HITTING UP THE CLUB WHEN YOUR PERIOD JUST FINISHED CAUSE THAT shyt MAKE IT STANK TOO - USE fukkIN STRONG ASS DEODORANT (OLD SPICE) IF YOUR ARMPITS PRODUCE THAT MUCH HOT HEAT LIKE A GOT DAMN MAN - DETOX YOUR BODY STOP DRINKING COCA COLA, SMOKING MARBOLO LIGHTS AND EATING CHICKEN WINGS AND FRENCH FRIES FROM THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
Have you ever brought a bytch home from the club and she looked good:
Or spent 3 dates with a chick and finally get to smash
Or finally convinced your sister's friend to get down
And she pulled down her panties bent over and you smell straight up shyt? I'm talking straight up shyt. Not just a faint odor but as if she just sat the fukk down sharted out like 5 logs, WIPED ONCE ONLY and then put her panties back on.
Plus her breath stank she ate something bad at the club or restaurant and you trying to dodge all the smells for your life like:
bytch didn't even have the decency to go to the bathroom and "Freshen up" and you just standing their after getting a whiff looking like:
And then let's say you have alcohol in your system and do your best to ignore to keep your wood hard turn her back to lay on her back so you don't have to smell the shyt in her ass and try not to think about the shyt particles that your balls will have contaminated after fukking
you'll wash that off later.So then you get your bearings about you and the 2nd TKO attempt after you start stroking her in missionary starts emanating from down below:
Remember you had checked your balls earlier for funk and smell check came back negative so it's not you. Now you know you're operating on limited time and every second that it goes on longer the stronger the emanating odor will become and the more at risk your erection will be
The entire process from start to finish has been non-stop battle after battle. You came looking like Tupac in a Business Suit
You hit all the right points in the conversation. You successfully navigated her cock blocking ho ass friends. You are fresh and clean with no offensive odors.
All to get the glory of being the 1st nikka to smash (that night) and encounter this
A cesspool p*ssy that smells like Godwana Kingdom Rotten Fruits and Vegetables The bytch looked good at first but now with all the death trap scents threatening to kill the mood she starting to look more like this
And you just want to get it over with and get the fukk outta there. You can't comprehend and keep asking yourself
why a bytch would look semi-decent but almost every part of her body smell like shyt :- She didn't wipe her a$$hole after shytting LAST NIGHT
- Her p*ssy smell like Super Gonorrhea (Old Ham & Cheese from the school cafeteria) (and some of you nikkas on this board are fearless about hitting raw
) - She wearing weak ass Dove "CARE" deodorant and musk still coming through
- She don't know how to eat when she plan on being intimate with a nikka that day and her breath smell like hot ash that could blow up the room and cause 2nd degree fire burns:
TL;DR - bytchES WASH YO STANK ASS, BRUSH YOUR GUMS, GET YOUR p*ssy CHECKED BY THE DOCTOR AND STOP LETTING RANDOM nikkaS BUST RAW IN YOUR COOCHIE BECAUSE IT MAKES IT SMELL LIKE A fukkING SEWER TANK AND STOP HITTING UP THE CLUB WHEN YOUR PERIOD JUST FINISHED CAUSE THAT shyt MAKE IT STANK TOO - USE fukkIN STRONG ASS DEODORANT (OLD SPICE) IF YOUR ARMPITS PRODUCE THAT MUCH HOT HEAT LIKE A GOT DAMN MAN - DETOX YOUR BODY STOP DRINKING COCA COLA, SMOKING MARBOLO LIGHTS AND EATING CHICKEN WINGS AND FRENCH FRIES FROM THE CHINESE RESTAURANT