Smackdown Spoilers 8/31/12 F*ckery Galore :gladbron:

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Daniel Bryan is sitting in the ring to start the show, or not start it. He says he's once again holding the show hostage until someone takes action against AJ. He says Ezekiel Jackson has refused to come to the arena and is instead at a local Hooters, un-medicated. Daniel Bryan takes off his YES/NO shirt to reveal a "No Justice No Zeke" shirt which gets a loud reaction from the crowd. Booker T. comes out and says the Board of Directors have decided AJs punishment but he is interrupted by Sheamus before he can reveal it. Sheamus makes fun of Bryan's Vitiligo and tells him to shut up before he knocks him out in 9 seconds flat instead of 18. Sheamus tells Booker T. he's tired of fighting "Bertie" and is bored with the whole affair and needs better competition. Sandow comes out and calls Sheamus an unwashed hooligan unfit for his belt. Booker T. makes a match between the two. Sandow says his reign of dominance shall continue and will bring about a new era of renaissance in the WWE. Bryan yells at "Pink Panties" to shut up so AJ's punishment can be revealed. Booker T. says she's been suspended for one week without pay and fined $125,000. Bryan yells YES YES YES and skips up the ramp.

Rey Mysterio was shown walking backstage.

1. Rey Mysterio defeated Cody Rhodes. Nice TV match. The crowd loved Rey. Cody got distracted by trying to take off the mask. After the match, Cody attacked Rey, which lead to Sin Cara coming out. Rey hit the 619 on Rhodes and Sin Cara put a mask on Cody.

The first anger management video from Raw was shown. The crowd chanted yes.

2. Ryback defeated Heidenreich and Snitsky by DQ. Right after the bell rang Heidenreich gave Ryback an "extended" low blow. Snitsky knocked him out from behind with a gel like phallus. A gleeful Ezekiel Jackson in a bloodied Hooters shirt and wrestling trunks stuffed with orange shorts comes out to congratulate them. He says he's proud of his "orderlies" and want them to break out in the tag team division but there are only scrubs there fighting for a couple of pennies. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins appear and say they agree the tag division is full of jokes, including Heidenreich and Snitsky. This causes a brawl which eventually sends Ambrose and Rollins retreating up the ramp. Snitsky throws rings steps at Ambrose knocking him out. Heidenreich catches Rollins on the stage and powerbombs him to the floor. A demented Ezekiel Jackson jumps off the stage and locks Rollins in the Torture Rack until officials come out and sedate him.

3. Kaitlyn defeated Natalya. Eve served as guest commentator. Kaitlyn will face Layla at Night of Champions.

Footage aired of Vickie and AJ from Raw. Booker T told Matt Striker that AJ is off her rocker but didn't deserve what the Board of Directors handed down. Vickie came up and criticized AJ and said what the board of directors did wasn't enough. She was going to take action against AJ as well.

A video recapped Punk and Lawler from Raw. The second anger management video from Raw was shown.

4. Sheamus beat Damien Sandow by countout. Sandow ran to the back for the finish after botched interference by his boyfriend Drew McIntyre who received a Brouge Kick for good measure. Sandow abandoned McIntrye. It was a good match. They worked well together.

5. The Prime Time Players defeated Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd. After the match Heidenreich and Snitsky laid out all four men.

The last anger management video aired, everyone cracked up at Kane again.

In the ring, Josh Mathews interviewed Alberto Del Rio, who was accompanied by Ricardo Rodriguez. Del Rio drove a car in, put over his win last week against Orton, and his match with Sheamus. Ricardo got on the mic and says Del Rio's win was much needed because Los Cartel has suffered major losses lately with most of their members having been arrested. He promises the informer will pay. Del Rio then went for Mathews until Kane came out. Mathews ran and Kane said his therapist wants him to apologize to Josh. Pretty funny. Teddy Long came out and booked an impromptu match.

6. Alberto Del Rio defeated Kane. Del Rio won thanks to a Ricardo distraction. After the match Kane attacked Josh again and gave him a chokeslam. I remember seeing a hell of a match in the XWF here between Kid Kash and Josh Mathews, but he didn't take the slam well.

Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are shown being stretchered to an awaiting ambulance when they are attacked out of nowhere by Booker T. He says they trashed his office three weeks ago and he has proof. Cops are shown escorting a sedated Ezekiel Jackson from the building. Booker T. says forget him and arrest Rollins and Ambrose. The officer informs Booker that Jackson attacked a Hooters waitress and stole her clothes. The officer then arrests Booker T. for attacking Rollins and Ambrose as they are loaded into the ambulance. Booker T. yells at the officer about taking two black men to jail while allowing the racist white boys to go free. At that moment Daniel Bryan, Heidenreich and Snitsky attack the police officers and free Jackson. They jump into the back of the ambulance pushing Ambrose and Rollins out and take off. Booker T. runs off during the confusion.

Triple H from Raw was shown. Basically a second Raw Rebound. It is booed by the crowd.

7. Randy Orton defeated Dolph Ziggler. Great reaction for Orton, the crowd loved him all match. Best match of the night, Orton hit the RKO. Naomi was pissed afterwards. Orton posed for a few minutes to a great reaction and then RKO'd Ziggler again. End Show.

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TSC spoilers aside, ive been noticing lately that daniel bryan pretty much graduated to RAW only

dude aint been on smackdown in like 3 weeks :ld:


Lmfaoooo @ "Sheamus makes fun of Bryan's Vitiligo" :laff:


Sheamus would be top 5 of all time if he did that
 

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Nah man, bryan doesn't do smackdown anymore apparently :manny:


they did re-air the anger management footage tho, but that's it. bryan gettin them raw recap pushes :whoo:
 

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and NOW for the real spoilers:

WWE taped this week’s edition of Smackdown from the the Resch Center in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Below are full results:

Dark Match
* Jinder Mahal defeated Yoshi Tatsu.

WWE Smackdown (Airing Friday):

There is a big fireworks display.

World heavyweight champion Sheamus comes out to the ring and cuts a promo. He acknowledges Triple H. He is interrupted by Damien Sandow, who comes out to a lot of heat. He rips the crowd and Sheamus and leaves. SmackDown General Manager Booker T comes out and says that Sandow will face Sheamus tonight.

The opening segment included Sheamus, Damien Sandow, and Booker T. A match was set with Sheamus facing Sandow later in the show.

Rey Mysterio was shown walking backstage.

* Rey Mysterio defeated Cody Rhodes. Nice TV match. The crowd loved Rey. Cody got distracted by trying to take off the mask. After the match, Cody attacked Rey, which lead to Sin Cara coming out. Rey hit the 619 on Rhodes and Sin Cara put a mask on Cody.

The first anger management video from Raw was shown. The crowd chanted yes.

* Kaitlyn defeated Natalya. Eve served as guest commentator. Kaitlyn will face Layla at Night of Champions.

Footage aired of Vickie and AJ from Raw. Booker T told Matt Striker that AJ is off her rocker. Vickie came up and criticized AJ and said if the board of directors doesn’t take action against AJ then she will.

A video recapped Punk and Lawler from Raw. The second anger management video from Raw was shown.

* Sheamus beat Damien Sandow by countout. Sandow ran to the back for the finish. It was a good match. They worked well together.

Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver (who’s usually at WWE shows) was shown for the biggest reaction of the night. Typical Packers fans. Driver walked out briefly while footage was being shown from last week, and the four men in the ring looked confused at the second big reaction for Driver. Funny moment.

* The Prime Time Players defeated Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd.

The last anger management video aired, everyone cracked up at Kane again.

In the ring, Josh Mathews interviewed Alberto Del Rio, who was accompanied by Ricardo Rodriguez. Del Rio drove a car in, put over his win last week against Orton, and his match with Sheamus. Del Rio went for Mathews until Kane came out. Mathews ran and Kane said his therapist wants him to apologize to Josh. Pretty funny. Teddy Long came out and booked an impromptu match.

* Alberto Del Rio defeated Kane. Del Rio won thanks to a Ricardo distraction. After the match Kane attacked Josh again and gave him a chokeslam. I remember seeing a hell of a match in the XWF here between Kid Kash and Josh Mathews, but he didn’t take the slam well.

A video aired hyping a house show here on December 27.

Triple H from Raw was shown. Basically a second Raw Rebound.

* Randy Orton defeated Dolph Ziggler. Great reaction for Orton, the crowd loved him all match. Best match of the night, Orton hit the RKO. Vickie was pissed afterwards. Orton posed for a few minutes to a great reaction.

Read more: *Spoilers* WWE SmackDown Taping Results For 8/31 | PWMania
 
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