Smackdown Spoilers 6/29/12 (Final)

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Name another Liggins hot I'm just honest.
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-WWE Divas Champion Layla defeated AJ after Daniel Bryan distracted AJ by running around ringside chanting "YES! YES! YES!"

-Following the match, Daniel Bryan calls out this week's Interim RAW and SmackDown General Manager, Vickie Guerrero, and says he is holding the show hostage until she appears. Bryan and AJ then engage in a dueling "YES! YES! YES!" chant until Vickie interrupts them. Bryan tells Vickie that for his WWE Championship match against CM Punk at Money in the Bank, he wants AJ banned from ringside. Bryan says the talk with Heidenreich and Snitsky opened his eyes and that AJ is a huge distraction and is costing him title opportunities. Vickie, however, reveals that per the results of a WWE.com poll, AJ will serve as the Special Guest Referee for the match. Bryan then leaves the ring chanting "NO! NO! NO!" Following Bryan's exit, Vickie announces that over the next two weeks, qualifying matches will take place to see who will represent SmackDown in the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match.

-Damien Sandow defeated Zack Ryder after his boyfriend Drew McIntyre hit Ryder with a lead phallus to advance to the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Post match Sandow choked Ryder with a beaded necklace until the two masked Mexican Federal Police Officers ran into the ring and sent Sandow and McIntyre running. They helped Ryder up only to beat him down and sprinkle a white powdery substance on his body before leaving. Heath Slater sneaks into the ring with a guitar a stands on top of Ryder's body and "treats" everyone to a concert. Trainers and refs come to attend to Ryder and shoo Slater away making him angry. As Ryder is being stretchered out Slater attacks the officials with his guitar and then rolls Ryder off the stage onto the concrete floor. Huge heat on Slater. Wonder who Ryder pissed off backstage.

-Sin Cara is shown backstage talking to the two masked men in spanish.

-Tyson Kidd defeated Jack Swagger to advance to the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Following Swagger's loss, he began to cut a promo about his hair, but was interrupted by WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler, who came to the ring and laid Swagger out before hitting him with a fist drop from the second rope. It is not known whether this segment will air on television or not.

-Backstage, Dolph Ziggler is in Vickie Guerrero's office with Naomi. He is upset that Naomi wasn't included in the Diva's match on Monday saying she looks better and wrestles better than any of the pale, skinny, reject catalog models pushed down the fan's throats. To make up for the exclusion, Naomi demands that Vickie ban Sheamus's Brogue Kick and Alberto Del Rio's Cross Arm Breaker in the main event tonight. Vickie says she's playing by the rules tonight as she's trying to impress the board. Ziggler says he is more important than Vickie, which results in Vickie slapping Ziggler. Naomi attempts to attack Vickie, but Ziggler stops her. He tells Vickie that's okay, he'll handle things tonight but he wants her to come down and personally declare him the new World Heavyweight Champion when he wins the match to shove it in her face he can have a legitimate reign without her.

-WWE Intercontinental Champion Christian & United States Champion Santino Marella defeated Cody Rhodes and David Otunga to advance to the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Following the match (in what is likely to be an off-air segment), Otunga told the crowd he wouldn't be leaving without doing some flexing. Triple H then came out and hit the Pedigree on Otunga. Otunga spilled out onto the floor before being hit by Booker T, who then entered the ring and did a Spinaroonie.

-A backstage segment between Daniel Bryan and AJ is shown. Bryan asks AJ why won't he just leave him alone? He says that she's gotten multiple phalli to the face, kidnapped and possibly raped and yet she still is in love and trying to get back with him. AJ says that maybe she likes a phallus to the face every now and then (:obama:) which draws a huge pop and Phallus chants. But she says that this is bigger than Bryan and she is happy to be out of his shadow. She's the one people are checking for and Bryan is just a hanger on in the picture. The conversation is then interrupted by Kane who tells AJ it was nothing personal last week, just business. AJ says there are no hard feelings and gives Kane a kiss on the lips and tells him good luck in the MITB match. Kane says his ambulance is always open if she ever needs some healing. She says YES YES YES as Kane smiles and walks away. Bryan says she has issues but he knows a doctor who can help her because people who care about each other help each other. AJ responds just smirks at Bryan, tells him to go wash his cape and walks away. (:bryan:) Bryan turns around and sees a deranged Ezekiel Jackson staring at him wearing only the old ECW belt (:shaq:). Snitsky is with him and says that Bryan is very close to getting the Kofi Kingston treatment and he better hope that AJ is on his side during the match at MITB.

-Ryback defeated two local stars in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match. Post match Heidenreich gets into the ring and comes nose to nose with Ryback. The crowd goes apeshyt but once again no blows are exchanged. Heidenreich gently caresses Ryback's head and leaves the ring. Ryback for the first time is visibly shaken.

-Teddy Long announced that he will be the Interim General Manager of next week's RAW and SmackDown. He also announced that on next week's live edition of SmackDown, Antonio Cesaro and Teddy's ex-girlfriend, Aksana, will team up to face WWE Divas Champion Layla and The Great Khali.

-Tensai defeated Justin Gabriel to advance to the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Sakamoto was in Tensai's corner, despite the beatdown he received from Tensai a while back. CM Punk attempts to attack Tensai post match I guess to get him back for an attack a few weeks ago but is easily overwhelmed as Tensai throws him over the ropes and into the announce table knocking over both Booker T and Cole. Booker T gets up and gets in Tensai's face but Sakamoto hits Booker from behind and spits mist in his face.

--In the main event, Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio to retain the World Heavyweight Championship after pinning Ziggler. After the match Vickie Guerrero comes down to the ring to gloat but his knocked out in one punch by Naomi. After they leave Sin Cara and the two masked Mexican Federalis stand on the stage and through an interpreter Sin Cara tells Del Rio that is time is nearly up and if he fails again he is going to take an acid bath. End show.

Good show but needs more Zeke. :shaq:
 
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He says that she's gotten multiple phalli to the face, kidnapped and possibly raped
I can see D-Bry standing there with a confused look on his face and hear the intonation in his voice as he tries to figure out whether or not he's been raped.
 

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I hope AJ ends up being a backup referee (who only shows up in the end after the other ref takes a bump). I want to see another classic between Punk and D-Bry and I'm not sure they will be allowed to do it with all the AJ fukkery :bryan:
 

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what the fuuck do they plan on doing with cody rhodes?

vince is fukkin up!

same can be said about ziggler...he gets jobbed to Sheamus for the third time ?:wtf: and it doesnt look like he'll be in the MITB match
 
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