Smackdown Spoilers 1/18/13

Rarely-Wrong Liggins

Name another Liggins hot I'm just honest.
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Dark Match:

* Alex Riley beat Leo Kruger

SmackDown, Airing Friday:

* SmackDown opens with Alberto Del Rio's fiesta for the World Heavyweight Title win. Dolph Ziggler comes out with AJ and Big E. Langston. Del Rio mocks Ziggler's recent bad luck streak at the hands of Cena. Says he's gone Chihuahua soft since dumping the el nigron chick he used to date. :sayword: Ziggler says Del Rios days as champ are numbered. Langston orders Ricardo to fix him a fajita plate to go. Big Show comes out and asks what do Mexicans and roaches have in common; they're filthy, live in hot crowded spaces, scatter when they're found out and easy to crush. :haaa: Sheamus comes out and tells Del Rio just because he panders to the crowd and makes the kids laugh now doesn't erase their history. He says he's going to Brogue Kick him in the face so hard he'll have to go back to being Dos Caras under a mask. Teddy Long comes out and tells Sheamus to stop being a player hater and that Del Rio has turned over a new leaf and he'll find out first hand in a TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA against Ziggler and Show.

* United States Champion Antonio Cesaro beat Kofi Kingston in 1:30 after hitting the Swiss Death and the Neutralizer on Kingston. Total squash. :belip:

* Kane, Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow is up next. Orton hit a RKO on Sandow and got the win for his team. Team Hell No hugged Orton after the match but he shook it off.

*The Shield attack Team Hell No/Orton post match and put all three men through the announce table. Absolutely vicious beating. Ambrose says nothing will halt their momentum.

* Primo vs. The Miz is up next. Miz wins with a Figure Four leglock. Lots of boos for the Miz post match. :ahh:

*The Shield are shown leaving the arena in a car when they are broadsided by a production truck and pinned against a wall. The truck rams their car several times before the occupants stop and check the damage. It's Heidenreich and Snitsky. Heidenreich says the worst is yet to come. :real:

* Kaitlyn beat Aksana. Crowd DEAD. :manny:

* Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler and Big Show after Big Show walked out on Ziggler. Ziggler tried to get Big E to replace Show but Langston said he was tired and AJ backed him up. :shaq: Ziggler was hit with a Brogue Kick and Del Rio made him tap out to the arm bar. Sheamus and Del Rio shared an intense stare after the match

*Del Rio and Ricardo head to the backstage area to celebrate and run into a street vendor selling Tacos. Del Rio declines and is attacked by the vendor who is none other than a deranged Ezekiel Jackson. Jackson is upset because Del Rio's title win overshadowed his return and #PhallitoFaces movement. Backstage officials try to separate the men but are attacked by Heidenreich and Snitsky. Jackson knocks Ricardo and Del Rio out with an Iron Phallus and says they are going to have dinner on him. Heidenreich and Snitsky dump a pot of hot chili on them and leave with an inconsolable Ezekiel Jackson. Sheamus picks up the HW title and licks a bit of chili off it, he says he never did like his chili with beans. :wtb:
 

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It's official.

Kofi Kingston has been Zack Ryder'd.

nah peep the shirt, thats where he's heading

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