Theolodius_Black
Whoopin suckas with a bag of oranges
This my first crack at this so yall boys go easy on a youngin.
The show begins with young Hard Body Mahal in the ring with the Singh Brothers for an opening promo. They explain the rules of the punjabi prison and Hard Body let's it be known that Sunday, he giving Orton that work. Klandy comes out and cuts a counter promo about how he's going to make Jinder a disappointment to 1.3 billion souls this Sunday. Crowd chants USA. It's 2017
Side notes-Somebody get Jinder a lozenge and some mufukin tea! He the champ damn it!
I'm actually looking forward to this match. I'm surprised by that.
Jimmy from the Bluesos vs Kofi-Solid a tv match. Kofi was breaking out some dope stuff tonight with the one man unicorn stampede and the feint/springboard swanton he hit. Twerking in a dude face tho
The match ended in spectacularly stupid fashion which saw Kofi hit a crossbody and get rolled up. Get pinned off your own move brehs.
Side notes-It said the Usos were trained by Rikishi but I thought Book trained them? I also wondered how booty-o's tasted then recoiled at the fact that I entertained eating something called booty-o's.
Five women and a Shane in the next segment. Lana, Tamina, Charlotte, Natty, and Becky are all yelling in that man ear. Char and Becky wanna beat Lana little ass when Natty puts it in Shane head that Becky and Charlotte should have a match tonight. He agrees. What the hell did I just watch?
Side notes- nothing but talent standing there and they always find themselves shoe horned into something at the same time
Young Chad Gable sits down with Renee to discuss JJ. He says basically he was blindsided and just wait until we see what's next for Chad Gable. I like young Chad. I really do. I hope he comes out on top of this.
Sami Zayn v Mike Kanellis. Foolishness. Sami got jobbed out to Mike and lost after interference from Maria. I've seen pics and gifs and normally she bad as hell, but tonight Maria reminded me of Tila Tequila.
John Cena promo. Great delivery. Got the fans into it. I couldn't have given 2 fuks. It's the same tired shyt he been doing for 7215 years. I counted at least 14 pro-Merica cheap pops he got. Guys, this did nothing for me, I'm sorry. I was glad when young Ru-Ru showed up. Cena is a walking press release but you know what? Cacs ate that shyt up didn't they? USA USA chants. Again, 2017
Becky and Charlotte had a pretty damn good tv match. Some nice technical exchanges to start the match. Becky maintained her focus on locking in the disarmher and worked toward it the whole match and finally tapped Charlotte to it. This folks, is wrestling. Post match brawl sucked chupacabra nuts though.
Fashion Police segment. shyt is A++++! Go find it and watch it!
Main event saw a pretty fun tag match that ended with the heels getting the win and Owens got the clean pin on AJ in the middle. Kevin Owens continues to be a treasure and AJ..you just can't quantify words for how good that dude is.
All in all I gave the show a B+.
Looking forward to Sunday! What about yall bruhs?
The show begins with young Hard Body Mahal in the ring with the Singh Brothers for an opening promo. They explain the rules of the punjabi prison and Hard Body let's it be known that Sunday, he giving Orton that work. Klandy comes out and cuts a counter promo about how he's going to make Jinder a disappointment to 1.3 billion souls this Sunday. Crowd chants USA. It's 2017
Side notes-Somebody get Jinder a lozenge and some mufukin tea! He the champ damn it!
I'm actually looking forward to this match. I'm surprised by that.
Jimmy from the Bluesos vs Kofi-Solid a tv match. Kofi was breaking out some dope stuff tonight with the one man unicorn stampede and the feint/springboard swanton he hit. Twerking in a dude face tho
The match ended in spectacularly stupid fashion which saw Kofi hit a crossbody and get rolled up. Get pinned off your own move brehs.Side notes-It said the Usos were trained by Rikishi but I thought Book trained them? I also wondered how booty-o's tasted then recoiled at the fact that I entertained eating something called booty-o's.
Five women and a Shane in the next segment. Lana, Tamina, Charlotte, Natty, and Becky are all yelling in that man ear. Char and Becky wanna beat Lana little ass when Natty puts it in Shane head that Becky and Charlotte should have a match tonight. He agrees. What the hell did I just watch?
Side notes- nothing but talent standing there and they always find themselves shoe horned into something at the same time
Young Chad Gable sits down with Renee to discuss JJ. He says basically he was blindsided and just wait until we see what's next for Chad Gable. I like young Chad. I really do. I hope he comes out on top of this.
Sami Zayn v Mike Kanellis. Foolishness. Sami got jobbed out to Mike and lost after interference from Maria. I've seen pics and gifs and normally she bad as hell, but tonight Maria reminded me of Tila Tequila.
John Cena promo. Great delivery. Got the fans into it. I couldn't have given 2 fuks. It's the same tired shyt he been doing for 7215 years. I counted at least 14 pro-Merica cheap pops he got. Guys, this did nothing for me, I'm sorry. I was glad when young Ru-Ru showed up. Cena is a walking press release but you know what? Cacs ate that shyt up didn't they? USA USA chants. Again, 2017
Becky and Charlotte had a pretty damn good tv match. Some nice technical exchanges to start the match. Becky maintained her focus on locking in the disarmher and worked toward it the whole match and finally tapped Charlotte to it. This folks, is wrestling. Post match brawl sucked chupacabra nuts though.
Fashion Police segment. shyt is A++++! Go find it and watch it!
Main event saw a pretty fun tag match that ended with the heels getting the win and Owens got the clean pin on AJ in the middle. Kevin Owens continues to be a treasure and AJ..you just can't quantify words for how good that dude is.
All in all I gave the show a B+.
Looking forward to Sunday! What about yall bruhs?
