JBL made his entrance, raised #hardbodyref Scott Armstong's hand, and proceeded to beat down Josh Matthews with his hat when Matthews went for a handshake. Hilarious.
Ok, I have never laughed at a wrestling event (other than Chikara) as I am right now. The refs were changing the ropes for Smackdown and were taking FOREVER. A "Put the rope up" chant was started. Then, JBL grabs a mic and absolutely tears into all 4 refs. JBL promo at its best and had probably 10 arena wide "JBL" chants in support. He may be the most over man in the company to these fans here tonight.
Randy Orton made his entrance to open the show. He cut a promo on Alberto Del Rio, who's music cut Orton off. They had a verbal exchange that ended with Del Rio backing down and the crowd chanting "No cahones". Wade Barrett came out of nowhere and hit Orton from behind, then went back up the ramp. Backstage, Teddy Long made the main event for tonight: Orton vs. Barrett.
1. Kane defeated Cody Rhodes. Daniel Bryan on commentary for this match. So is Damien Sandow. Should be quite entertaining TV this Friday. Kane beat Cody Rhodes with a chokeslam in about 5 minutes.
Backstage, Booker T and Big Show had a short exchange
2. The Miz defeated Yoshi Tatsu. Miz won with the Skull Crushing Finale. Another 5 minute match, nothing special. After the match Kofi attacked Miz with the Intercontinental Title Belt and hit him with the SOS.
Backstage, Booker T had Eve, Aksana, Kaitlin, and Layla. Aksana said that Eve texted her and told her to attack Kaitlin. Teddy came in and explained how he knew all along. Eve contended that someone stole her iPad, sent the email, and is framing Eve. Booker set up a triple threat match for the Divas title at HIAC: Eve vs. Layla vs. Kaitlin. He also announced a tag match between the 4 for tonight. David Otunga interrupted and said that he represented Eugene Maplethorpe Snitsky in an appeal related to his unjust suspension at the hands of Vince McMahon. Otunga says he won, and he won't be coming back alone.
Booker T. turned white with fright. 
3. Wade Barrett defeated Randy Orton. Alberto Del Rio ran down towards the end of the match, distracted Orton, and Barrett hit his Souvenir Elbow for the win. Del Rio calls for Ricardo Rodriguez and he runs down the ramp and presents a suitcase full of one hundred dollar bills to Barrett.
The HIAC preshow is advertising that Cena will address the WWE universe about the AJ controversy. Backstage, Booker T and Sheamus had a brief exchange.
Kane told Daniel Bryan that he won tonight, so he's the real tag team champions. Kane and Cody Rhodes are on commentary for the next match. Sandow made his entrance and cut a promo, insulting "YES!" and Bryan's beard.
4. Damian Sandow defeated Daniel Bryan. Sandow won with his straightjacket neckbreaker. Finish came when action went to ringside. Bryan shoved Cody, Kane went after Sandow, Cody shoved Bryan into the ring post and threw him into the ring for Sandow to finish off. As Sandow and Rhodes were gloating on the ramp, #3MB attacked them with McIntyre throwing Sandow off the stage.
Twelve security people stood in opposite corners of the ring. Josh Matthews set up the mid ring face to face between the participants in the world title match Sunday. Sheamus was out first, followed by Big Show. The security guards formed a line between the two. Big Show put his KO punch over as more powerful than the Rock Bottom, Stunner, AA, and the Brogue Kick. Show then said that Sheamus can't even reach his head with a Brogue Kick.
Sheamus cut a typical Sheamus promo
about how his two favorite things are a pint of ale and a good fight. He said he's excited for the chance to conquer the giant. He then repeated over and over "The time for fighting is now." He charged through the line of guards and attacked Show. Security intervened, so both men cleared house before Sheamus went for the Brogue on Show, who ducked out of the ring and hit the ramp. Sheamus then kicked one of the guards instead. Show should go off the air here
Dark Match Main Event
Sheamus grabbed a mic to set up the dark main event of a Last Man Standing WHC match.
Sheamus defeated Big Show in a last man standing match. Sheamus hit a super-impressive White Noise on the giant for a nine count. Show came back with a chokeslam for a nine count. Finish came when Sheamus ducked the KO and hit a Brogue kick (yes, reaching Show's head) for the 10 count. Kofi Kingston jumped from the crowd into the ring and attacked Sheamus with the IC Title Belt. Sheamus recovered and attempted a Brogue Kick but Kofi rolled out of the ring. While Sheamus was distracted a returning Mark Henry attacked him from behind and hit the World's Strongest Slam on him. Kofi got on the mic and sang Boom Bye Bye
. Henry and Kofi got huge heat for this segment. 
Read more at 411mania.com: Wrestling - Complete WWE Smackdown Taping Results (SPOILERS)
Ok, I have never laughed at a wrestling event (other than Chikara) as I am right now. The refs were changing the ropes for Smackdown and were taking FOREVER. A "Put the rope up" chant was started. Then, JBL grabs a mic and absolutely tears into all 4 refs. JBL promo at its best and had probably 10 arena wide "JBL" chants in support. He may be the most over man in the company to these fans here tonight.
Randy Orton made his entrance to open the show. He cut a promo on Alberto Del Rio, who's music cut Orton off. They had a verbal exchange that ended with Del Rio backing down and the crowd chanting "No cahones". Wade Barrett came out of nowhere and hit Orton from behind, then went back up the ramp. Backstage, Teddy Long made the main event for tonight: Orton vs. Barrett.
1. Kane defeated Cody Rhodes. Daniel Bryan on commentary for this match. So is Damien Sandow. Should be quite entertaining TV this Friday. Kane beat Cody Rhodes with a chokeslam in about 5 minutes.
Backstage, Booker T and Big Show had a short exchange
2. The Miz defeated Yoshi Tatsu. Miz won with the Skull Crushing Finale. Another 5 minute match, nothing special. After the match Kofi attacked Miz with the Intercontinental Title Belt and hit him with the SOS.
Backstage, Booker T had Eve, Aksana, Kaitlin, and Layla. Aksana said that Eve texted her and told her to attack Kaitlin. Teddy came in and explained how he knew all along. Eve contended that someone stole her iPad, sent the email, and is framing Eve. Booker set up a triple threat match for the Divas title at HIAC: Eve vs. Layla vs. Kaitlin. He also announced a tag match between the 4 for tonight. David Otunga interrupted and said that he represented Eugene Maplethorpe Snitsky in an appeal related to his unjust suspension at the hands of Vince McMahon. Otunga says he won, and he won't be coming back alone.
Booker T. turned white with fright. 3. Wade Barrett defeated Randy Orton. Alberto Del Rio ran down towards the end of the match, distracted Orton, and Barrett hit his Souvenir Elbow for the win. Del Rio calls for Ricardo Rodriguez and he runs down the ramp and presents a suitcase full of one hundred dollar bills to Barrett.
The HIAC preshow is advertising that Cena will address the WWE universe about the AJ controversy. Backstage, Booker T and Sheamus had a brief exchange.
Kane told Daniel Bryan that he won tonight, so he's the real tag team champions. Kane and Cody Rhodes are on commentary for the next match. Sandow made his entrance and cut a promo, insulting "YES!" and Bryan's beard.
4. Damian Sandow defeated Daniel Bryan. Sandow won with his straightjacket neckbreaker. Finish came when action went to ringside. Bryan shoved Cody, Kane went after Sandow, Cody shoved Bryan into the ring post and threw him into the ring for Sandow to finish off. As Sandow and Rhodes were gloating on the ramp, #3MB attacked them with McIntyre throwing Sandow off the stage.
Twelve security people stood in opposite corners of the ring. Josh Matthews set up the mid ring face to face between the participants in the world title match Sunday. Sheamus was out first, followed by Big Show. The security guards formed a line between the two. Big Show put his KO punch over as more powerful than the Rock Bottom, Stunner, AA, and the Brogue Kick. Show then said that Sheamus can't even reach his head with a Brogue Kick.
Sheamus cut a typical Sheamus promo
about how his two favorite things are a pint of ale and a good fight. He said he's excited for the chance to conquer the giant. He then repeated over and over "The time for fighting is now." He charged through the line of guards and attacked Show. Security intervened, so both men cleared house before Sheamus went for the Brogue on Show, who ducked out of the ring and hit the ramp. Sheamus then kicked one of the guards instead. Show should go off the air hereDark Match Main Event
Sheamus grabbed a mic to set up the dark main event of a Last Man Standing WHC match.
Sheamus defeated Big Show in a last man standing match. Sheamus hit a super-impressive White Noise on the giant for a nine count. Show came back with a chokeslam for a nine count. Finish came when Sheamus ducked the KO and hit a Brogue kick (yes, reaching Show's head) for the 10 count. Kofi Kingston jumped from the crowd into the ring and attacked Sheamus with the IC Title Belt. Sheamus recovered and attempted a Brogue Kick but Kofi rolled out of the ring. While Sheamus was distracted a returning Mark Henry attacked him from behind and hit the World's Strongest Slam on him. Kofi got on the mic and sang Boom Bye Bye
. Henry and Kofi got huge heat for this segment. Read more at 411mania.com: Wrestling - Complete WWE Smackdown Taping Results (SPOILERS)
and Kofi/Mizzark 
I know continuity isn't the E's strong point, but are they throwing shyt in the bushes mid-show now? 
orotn with hair not talking like a depressed robot anymore
