"Slippery He Say!" (Favorite Major Payne quotes)
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Llysol
Shinigami
this movie still one of my favs"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."
"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."
Dog. Even the way he balled up his fist is hilarious...
"I heard your mama was so fat she played Pool with the planets."
"Still a shyt sandwich....... congratulations you are no longer turds... you have graduated to Maggots"
"It been 6 six whole weeks since I killed me a man.... and already I'm starting to get the iche, problem is I ain't got nothing to scratch... God I'm hungry."
Every time my coworkers fukk up at work and they start yelling and fussing I say
"Now what we have here.... is faaillure... to communicate."
My last name is Payne and I get called Major Payne all the time
"Still a shyt sandwich....... congratulations you are no longer turds... you have graduated to Maggots"
"It been 6 six whole weeks since I killed me a man.... and already I'm starting to get the iche, problem is I ain't got nothing to scratch... God I'm hungry."
Every time my coworkers fukk up at work and they start yelling and fussing I say
"Now what we have here.... is faaillure... to communicate."
My last name is Payne and I get called Major Payne all the time
DosCadenaz
Superstar
If he still in there he ain't happy
"I've been known to cut a lil rug"
Was so jealous a a kid that I couldn't dance like that
BlackAchilles
Veteran
"I've been known to cut a lil rug"
My nikka really took Hilary Banks out on a date in full BDU and inhaled his dinner like it was the mess hall
InGodWeTrust
Tall & Handsome in ATL
Such a classic.
I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER, NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 SQUAT THRUST NOW
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Underrated comedy. The train story.