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@ my post count and I feel like I post a lot/spend too much time on here. I'm actually trying to make efforts to be more productive IRL and cut back here. I don't tend to post at nights or on the weekends as much as I do during the weekday though, but still, damn.
People like to use that game/sporting event excuse, but that shyt's not valid. Why come you never go out with your supposed friends? Why come they never ask you? Why come you keep turnin' them down to speak with keyboards? Let's just be reality: You don't have male friends, not any that try to hit you up to hang out like that. Either that you're too broke to afford festivities.
Goin' out, hangin' with your boys, grabbin' some food and bein' able to get at women >>>> Having a heated sports discussion with strangers on line.

I know y'all some introverts, but

havin' a sports discussion ain't that serious.

You missin' half the damn event lookin' down at the computer.
Not to mention all the side, off the board activities people engage in.

What you type don't make me shyt though.

Do your thing.