Simp wants to date the chick who stole his phone (he says she can keep it too!)

[DaRealness]

This generation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l-keeps-taking-photograph--goes-date-him.html

 

[ChrisDorner]

Sounds like he's plotting an epic revenge scheme

I'll wait to see how this develops

 

[LOUD]

He's going to try and kill her

 

[Da Jungles]

She didn't steal it

 

[Illuminatos]

You know it's hard out here for a pimppppp

 

[Chill]

 

[61 Corpses]

I bet that dude had no father in sight

 

[DaRealness]

She didn't steal it

Then who did?

 

[ChrisDorner]

She didn't steal it

Then who did?

 

[Da Jungles]

Then who did?

The person who sold it to her

 

[Ziggiy]

I bet that dude had no father in sight

You know that raises an interesting question. Do the mothers of these fatherless Simps feel shame at the actions of their off springs or do they feel guilt that they made unwise sexual decisions which resulted in them birthing and raising the simp in question?

 

[DaRealness]

The person who sold it to her

Or maybe she stole it.

 

[Da Jungles]

Or maybe she stole it.

Or maybe not

 

[DaRealness]

Or maybe not

Or maybe she did.

 

[Da Jungles]

Or maybe she did.