Simp Lessons #25: Woman "He Is My Backup Plan"

[froggle]

nikkas really need to spend time and try and learn about these hoes, slores

Speaking to a friend of mine/former jump-off. She is dating this guy that really adores her. She is a "coli dime" and he when she is around.

The thing is she don't like him like that, but he has his stuff together, got some pocket change etc. She said that "he is my backup plan" which means that she is one of those pretty girls who choses men on questionable character, been treated like crap and stilll wants those 2pacs in a business suit type nikkas. She realizes all her friends are getting married and having kids, while she is just being skeeted in and on a regular basis.

This simp is in such simp mode, he can't even see the type of woman he is going to get married to and cheated on with.

Get married brehs
simp brehs

 

[Dwolf]

Didnt read. No one cares.

 

[Jet]

you nikkas need to learn
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/quic...with-women-thread.10146/page-326#post-5690082

 

[MikelArteta]

the i had my fun and want to settle down
the slobber on bad boy and thuggish dikk be treated like crap, then want a nice stable guy or a starter husband



simps beware

 

[Busted_Toes]

These simps have no one to blame but themselves.

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

In his defense...maybe that nikka don't know mayne
A person only lets you know what they want you to know about them
That bytch head and sammich game could be status

 

[Busted_Toes]

This is why i let my son listen to Suga Free & Too Short. Fukk a bytch.

 

[Michael9100]

I'll stick to the safe route................

........more my speed

 

[Shameonyou]

I'll stick to the safe route................

........more my speed

guarantee you the one in the middle got a OD phat ass them unorthodox bytches be turning me on

 

[1ncognegro]

I'll stick to the safe route................

........more my speed

 

[LebronsHairline]

He needs to teach his bytch better, she thinks she's better than him and that's a no no

 

[TM101]

He needs to teach his bytch better, she thinks she's better than him and that's a no no

He cant teach his girl nothin. He needs a girl that believes he's better than her. he probably needs a downgrade.

 

[LebronsHairline]

He cant teach his girl nothin. He needs a girl that believes he's better than her. he probably needs a downgrade.

If he can't teach his bytch nothing then he needs to learn, and if he don't want to learn then he's failed as a man, life will probably cock slap him back to reality soon enough

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

This is why i let my son listen to Suga Free & Too Short. Fukk a bytch.

You know, about 20-30 years ago, people would look at you likefor making that statement.

But now that times are prime time bullshyt, you might be on to something.

Throw it in the curriculum!!

Phonics
Math
Science
History
Social Studies
"I Rather Give You My bytch"

 

[Lord Vile]

Alpha/Thug fucks, Beta/Simp buck$