Simp Battle: Archbishop Kind Gentleman vs Concise (RD 1-colicolicoli)

[Nintendough]

*Mean Gene puts the mic up*.....*cuts classic promo*



@concise








You know what chump change....I recall a time when you dissed me for simping and pouring my rich, soothing passion on the vagina holders of the coli. Now you sharked my style and ran with it like jigga in 88' getting chased through his buildings. I was chasing skirts with a hand full of jolly ranchers when you were being socially awkward and telling chicks how many pogs you collected. I had the actual power rangers action figures while you fiddled with the plush dolls that had the plastic heads. I'm Tebow Bryson, i'm Johnny Trill, i'm the Lotus Powerbomb....you shall drink from the chalice of sour and taste the fruits of disgust for your besmirchments.




It hurts me more than it hurts you....




GIFSoup

 

[concise]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67Zf3FYtPo[/ame]




**WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Cut the music!**

Listen, "Kind Gentleman", ever since you've come around calling yourself the "Archbishop", you've been prancing around the forums like you're some kind of master simp that everyone needs to be in awe of. You know and I know that it's a joke. An absolute joke. You don't impress me, bruh.

 

[Ashley Banks]

 

[AgentGrey]

:deadmax:


fixed.

 

[Nintendough]

*screen goes black and white*....ne...ne.....new world order


*spray paints KG on concise's 91' Nissan Maxima hood*






You know what connard.....if you were ever in awe of anything, it was your own fault for allowing yourself to be a peasant in the first place....only bottom feeders are in awe, real brehs just appreciate.


Lets talk about how you been bill belichicking my steez since your only signature is being a bowl of cheerios without the milk...



Lets talk about how your 5'6 and get mistaken for a foot ottoman when you kneel down to tie your shoes...


I took you into the kingdom and allowed to you wash the sheep and feed the pigs....which is a step up from anything you've ever done in your karate class drop out existance...have fun deciding which news headline to name yourself after on teenychaht


:razor:

 

[concise]

Let's be real, breh breh.





If I was so insignificant, you'd have no reason to call me out right?
You'd have no reasons to inviting me into the kingdom, right? Except maybe to ... I don't know get a better glimpse of my special talents?

Try to keep me off your mind, breh breh.

 

[Jutt]

a simp-off?

 

[Non Sequitur]

I'm...not...sure which side...to... take right now....

 

[DirtyD]

 

[Nintendough]

Concise....do you remember the worst fear you had growing up.....do you remember what that fear was?.....I found out what it is....it was a power that was greater than yours...


*hood is removed*




its me aaauuuuuuuuuwwwwssstttiiiiinnnnnn



@Juicy "AWWWWSONOFAbytch"





@KingRey "WHAT!!!!????"



its me auuwwwwwwwstttiiiinnn, it wasssss meeeee allllll allllooonnggg aaaauuuuuuwwwwsssttiiiinnn




you boouuugghhht it breeeeeh.....u thouuught I brought you into the kingdom to be royalty? hook line and sinker.....even my immediate brehs and brehettes bought it, I brought you into the kingdom to be my peasant....concise made me do it....because concise I had to teach you a lesson you'd never forget

 

[AgentGrey]

@Juicy I'll rep you for a month if you say "AWWWWSONOFAbytch"

 

[Token]

Someone hold me For I am frightened.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I've been writing simp letters when you were still handing young ladies candy necklaces.

 

[Ashley Banks]

@Juicy I'll rep you for a month if you say "AWWWWSONOFAbytch"

Ihatechu

 

[DaChampIsHere]

I've been writing simp letters when you were still handing young ladies candy necklaces.

My simp game used to be I think I was with just about every female poster on SOHH. I still am for the most part.

I'm in my old age though. I don't have the energy. I'mma one e-simp man now.

I'd take all of these new nikkas coli ladies though if I got back in the game.