Sheldon Adelson's wife just suggested that Trump's accomplishments should be added to the Bible

[Professor Emeritus]

This is not The Onion

This is not The Onion

This is not The Onion

This is a real op-ed written by a real donor with actual power in the Republican party

By rights, Trump should enjoy sweeping support among U.S. Jews, just as he does among Israelis. That this has not been the case (so far — the 2020 election still beckons) is an oddity that will long be pondered by historians. Scholars of the Bible will no doubt note the heroes, sages and prophets of antiquity who were similarly spurned by the very people they came to raise up.

Would it be too much to pray for a day when the Bible gets a “Book of Trump,” much like it has a “Book of Esther” celebrating the deliverance of the Jews from ancient Persia?

Until that is decided, let us, at least, sit back and marvel at this time of miracles for Israel, for the United States, and for the whole world.

MIRIAM ADELSON: A time of miracles



This is not The Onion.

 

[acri1]

Didn't Trump also have a "social media summit" the other day with a bunch of Neo-Nazis and shyt?

White America has gone full on batshyt with this MAGA movement.

 

[DEAD7]

Did she with a straight face, say "Book of Trump"?

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

 

[mc_brew]

Trump 3:10
"Thou shalt grabbeth the p*ssy and move on her like a bytch."

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Why iant there a bible book on the free market?

 

[Pressure]

Wife of Casino Magnate distorts the purpose of religion. :Dannyhah:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Trump 3:10
"Thou shalt grabbeth the p*ssy and move on her like a bytch."

"All the parts where I'm talking should be in red, like Jesus had. You know what? Even better idea: All the parts where I'm talking should be in gold. Gold is better than red. What's red worth, anyway? The Trump parts are in gold. So amazing. Really, you know, amazing."

 

[jj23]

Trump 3:10
"Thou shalt grabbeth the p*ssy and move on her like a bytch."

 

[Geek Nasty]

Maybe they should add him to their Torah if they think he's so holy? :mjlpls:

 

[Strapped]

Well the bible is a bucnch of fables so anyone taking the bible seriously is

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[Red Shield]

Didn't Trump also have a "social media summit" the other day with a bunch of Neo-Nazis and shyt?

White America has gone full on batshyt with this MAGA movement.

them going full off the deep end was always gonna happen

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Is the Republican party getting worse?
More biblical crazies, more pedos, more rapists????

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

She’s an immigrant not even born in the US