She owns several wwe dvds, watches raw on the regular..

[Cole Cash]

So i met this girl and she was having a party at her house, i noticed in her dvd rack there were literally 25 dvds of TLC, Extreme rules, royal rumble etc. I asked her if these were her boyfriend or husband and shes like "theres neither in this house.." I told her "i love wrestling, i really like japanese womens wrestling from the 80s" shes like "never heard of it" I showed her some matches between toyota and bull nakano and she was glee with excitement. She got two kids and apparently watches it every monday and friday, Shes a devout member of cenation with several pieces of Cena gear to show for it.

We had a 3 hour conversation on wrestling as i told her the background of nearly every major star, from dos caras and mystico to daniel bryan and cm punk.

anyways breh, would yall go monday night..raw on this broad?

 

[DaylitoJames]

So i met this girl and she was having a party at her house, i noticed in her dvd rack there were literally 25 dvds of TLC, Extreme rules, royal rumble etc. I asked her if these were her boyfriend or husband and shes like "theres neither in this house.." I told her "i love wrestling, i really like japanese womens wrestling from the 80s" shes like "never heard of it" I showed her some matches between toyota and bull nakano and she was glee with excitement. She got two kids and apparently watches it every monday and friday, Shes a devout member of cenation with several pieces of Cena gear to show for it.

We had a 3 hour conversation on wrestling as i told her the background of nearly every major star, from dos caras and mystico to daniel bryan and cm punk.

anyways breh, would yall go monday night..raw on this broad?

Now I can say some wrestling based puns like "Lay the Smackdown on her!" or I can be blunt and say hit that raw with Mickie James's theme music playing in the background.

 

[The Great One]

I stopped reading at 2 kids

 

[thevarangian]

i mean... if she likes wrestling i would already be questioning her mental state.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Thats wifey my nikka. You need to give her the Friday Night Smackdown and the Saturday Moring Slam

 

[Golayitdown]

Thats wifey my nikka. You need to give her the Friday Night Smackdown and the Saturday Moring Slam

But make sure she ain't got a nikka so you won't experience Shotgon Saturday Night

 

[Cole Cash]

i mean... if she likes wrestling i would already be questioning her mental state.

we lampshaded that most of the fans are fat white rednecks and we are an obvious minority exception, she actually was reluctant to talk to me about it cuz she thought i was gonna make fun of her.

and nikka im over 30, 2 kids i better than 4 or 6. yall young nikkas will learn

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

But make sure she ain't got a nikka so you won't experience Shotgon Saturday Night

I actually just realized she has 2 kids. He might have to give her that Sunday Night Heat and hope theres no Backlash.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

I stopped reading at 2 kids

She's just trying to get somebody to take her kids to wrestling shows for free. OP is about to fall for the okey doke

 

[Cole Cash]

I actually just realized she has 2 kids. He might have to give her that Sunday Night Heat and hope theres no Backlash.

she definately gettin jakked.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

she definately gettin jakked.

Give her that Livewire

This thread needs some @SwiggyCabrera

 

[thevarangian]

these wrestling show puns are literally killing me

its about to be a december to dismember if ya'll dont stop.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Breh you need to show her this wrestling video and have her re-create this moment with ya:

 

[Cole Cash]

Breh you need to show her this wrestling video and have her re-create this moment with ya:
Shawn Michaels literally "sucks it" - YouTube

noted.

she told me shes only been with one guy ever and its her ex, her best friend who i know confirms this.

lol @ me having to tell her that edge and lita really fukked and it was brought into the storyline for real.

 

[Piff Perkins]

2 kids...same father?