She got me feeling some type of way for no f-ing reason

[skeetsinternal]

I wake up this morning and call my girl from the car using the bluetooth to chat while I commute to work, shyt I usually do. To back up a little, yesterday she went to hang out with her cousin in Woodbridge after work so I said cool cuz she had a ruff day at work, she can take her pregnant ass out for a bit..so while she go hangout I went home and watch a movie (Expendables) on the big screen...which I did and fell asleep.

So this morning I call her like I usually do and said "mawning, yuh dash mi weh last night" and she was like "who!? Meeee? Is you dash mi weh star nuh badda wit it, its alright" So im like baffled now, so I try some small talk with her and im getting one word replies. Now Im SMH saying to myself "this moody !@#$" in my head but I dont ever call her out her name plus she preg. At the end of conversation she said bye and enjoy your day...click. Now whole day went by, we aint text or talk, I basically said fukk it...imma let her stew in what ever funk she in because I did nothing wrong. I am usually the one running with food, flowers and shyt to make her feel better but that shyt is getting old like she doing this on purpose. The more she stay pregnant the more she getting insecure.

 

[Guess Who]

Nicca, it's cuz she's pregnant. They're ten times more irrational than women are when they're not preggo and it only gets worse as they get deeper into pregnancy.

Just ignore it.

 

[beezy]

Woodbridge huh? thats where im thinkin ima move soon

 

[Shaft]

Get women pregnant brehs.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

congrats

 

[Ziggiy]

It's pregnancy bruh. I seen one of my coworkers to through it. Every Other day dude SWORE he was gonna divorce his wife cause she was driving him completely bonkers with her irrational attitudes. Dude even had to leave and spend the night at one his homies houses because she was acting absolutely psycho. She finally popped that baby and they went back to normal

 

[Banned Account12]

Lil Wayne'z version of "Typa Way" >>>>> RHQ's

 

[LebronsHairline]

So this morning I call her like I usually do and said "mawning, yuh dash mi weh last night" and she was like "who!? Meeee? Is you dash mi weh star nuh badda wit it, its alright"

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

"mawning, yuh dash mi weh last night" and she was like "who!? Meeee? Is you dash mi weh star nuh badda wit it, its alright" .

Excuse my ignorance friend, but what the fukk is this?

"Morning, you dash my way last night"
"Who, meeee? Is you dash my way star nothing badder with it, its alright?"

 

[HowardHughes]

 

[Guess Who]

Excuse my ignorance friend, but what the fukk is this?

"Morning, you dash my way last night"
"Who, meeee? Is you dash my way star nothing badder with it, its alright?"

Translation:

"Morning darling, you threw me away last night."

"Who, me? You were the one who threw me away, breh. Don't worry about it. It's alright, tho!"

 

[newworldafro]

got a preggo lady at my job ....... she said she be forgetting stuff for no reason .... I "reminded" her she owe me $100 bucks, she gave me the .....

 

[Mowgli]

I wake up this morning and call my girl from the car using the bluetooth to chat while I commute to work, shyt I usually do. To back up a little, yesterday she went to hang out with her cousin in Woodbridge after work so I said cool cuz she had a ruff day at work, she can take her pregnant ass out for a bit..so while she go hangout I went home and watch a movie (Expendables) on the big screen...which I did and fell asleep.

So this morning I call her like I usually do and said "mawning, yuh dash mi weh last night" and she was like "who!? Meeee? Is you dash mi weh star nuh badda wit it, its alright" So im like baffled now, so I try some small talk with her and im getting one word replies. Now Im SMH saying to myself "this moody !@#$" in my head but I dont ever call her out her name plus she preg. At the end of conversation she said bye and enjoy your day...click. Now whole day went by, we aint text or talk, I basically said fukk it...imma let her stew in what ever funk she in because I did nothing wrong. I am usually the one running with food, flowers and shyt to make her feel better but that shyt is getting old like she doing this on purpose. The more she stay pregnant the more she getting insecure.

O your nightmares have just begun nikka. You went out like a bozo doin all that make up flowery shyt though. The next year of your life gonna be hilarious. You might even consider abandoning your family. Especially after you see that post baby gut with stretch marks and funky attitude.

 

[Nymeria]

The dialogue...what the fukk kind of accent is that???

 

[No Homo]

Excuse my ignorance friend, but what the fukk is this?

"Morning, you dash my way last night"
"Who, meeee? Is you dash my way star nothing badder with it, its alright?"

Him- Morning dear. You forgot about me last night.
Her- Who me? No sorry, it was you who forgot about me last night. Its alright though