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[MenacingMonk]

Lets keep it reality, the majority of the time a story with smileys is hilarious. In this thread type out a short story using smileys. Could be anything.





When I was a kid I went out to play baseball with the homies. So before we head out I decide to grab a bite to eat. We get there and start to play. We're using a hard ball and I'm cause of the fear of getting hit. I'm like "can you just throw underhand?" and my homie is like So I finally man up and I get a hit feeling like a king During the game my stomach starts to and gimme the bubble guts. I tell my friends I gotta get home and jam in a hurry. I don't wanna run for fear of shytting myself so I speed walk. I realize I'm not gonna make it home. I start to knock on a random person's door and get no reply. I get an answer from the second house. A woman opens door and I tell her my situation. She lets me in and I rush to heaven's room to release. I get done and flush, but it doesn't go all down and backs up; thankfully it didn't overflow. I try looking for a plunger but there's none. I tell the lady what happened and she's like "it's fine." I leave

 

[ThiefyPoo]

The first time I ate p*ssy

But whole time that bish was


Still didn't care


Walked on the train like


Made this random ass Mexican smell the p*ssy juice on my finger

Mother fukker did it too

I was a wild my last year of Hs the hoes were choosing

 

[HowardHughes]

The first time I ate p*ssy

But whole time that bish was


Still didn't care


Walked on the train like


Made this random ass Mexican smell the p*ssy juice on my finger

Mother fukker did it too

I was a wild my last year of Hs the hoes were choosing

What about the first time u ate dikkk?

:TMTsoulja:

 

[ThiefyPoo]

What about the first time u ate dikkk?

:TMTsoulja:

 

[sfgiants]

woke up yesterday morning, had to thank God

i didnt know why, but the day seemed kind of odd

no barking from my neighbor's rottweiler, no smog in the air

and i cooked myself some breakfast without bacon

i ate breakfast, but didnt over eat

finally received a text from a girl i want to meat

set it up for later, as i walked out of the door, thinking

"will i live another 24?"

i left in my car, if i had switches, i could make the back drop

stopped at a red light, looking in my rear view, not a jacker in sight
and everything is alright

i got a text from kim, and she can suck all night

called up my friends and i asked them- where are you playing basketball at?

got on the court, and everyone was in trouble.

because last week i had 15 points, 11 rebounds and 12 assists

freakin nikkas every way like

i have to say... today was a good day

 

[ThugLife]

The first time I ate p*ssy

But whole time that bish was


Still didn't care


Walked on the train like


Made this random ass Mexican smell the p*ssy juice on my finger

Mother fukker did it too

I was a wild my last year of Hs the hoes were choosing

 

[ThiefyPoo]

You don't know me very well :dream:

 

[HowardHughes]

If u ever wanna know what a long hard fat dikkk tasted like

PM your address ill Send you a sample

#New Rules

 

[HowardHughes]

#dualities