Shakespearean Coli Brehs Appreciation Thread

[RamsayBolton]

Some of you dudes be going hard as fukk with the literary devices in your comments for no fukking reason and it needs to be highlighted

what prompted this:

Performatively horny smart nikka knows he wants to play in the snow when the weather is right. The forecast was snow, titties, with a light chance of opportune pawging, and he forgot it can get slippery outside.

 

[RamsayBolton]

I saw lockers and clothes in a travel case....so what them is, skrippers? This ain't nothing but Whoretal Kombat.