My homeboy finally saved up 2 racks so he can get his thicc white girl sex doll wit a big booty and triple d tittays, so he calls me and asks if he can have it delivered to my house cuz he dont want his wife finding out about it, so I'm like 
yea send it here and I'll hit u when its delivered 
..so last night at around 5pm my phone says the package is 3 stops away, so I'm like 
as I wait by the front door, at 5:25pm a ups truck pulls up but it stops in front of my neighbors house, breh gets out the truck wit a big azz box and wheels it to my neighbors front door so im like 
..should I go say something? Nah ima cool out and just see what happens..the truck driver drops off the package then hops in the truck and dips
...damn..So i call my nikka and tell him it say package was delivered but I aint got it so he checks the address and yup
fool put my neighbors address down..so I'm like bro dont trip ima go talk to my neighbor and get yo shorty back..so i walk next door and knock on da door, nobody answering but i can hear nikkas high fiving and cheering on some 
so I'm thinking maybe they watching the game or sumptin so I walk around to the side of the house and peep in his crib, they got my dogs doll on all 4s bucket naked, im staring through the window like 
as my neighbor come out from da kitchen butt azz naked wit some lotion..so I'm knocking on the window like 
screaming "BRO SHE AINT URS BRO DONT DO IT
" ..he gone look up at the window like . 
as he squeezes lotion into his hand..at this point I hop off da porch and call my dog..Me: yo i found ur doll
Homie: aight im on my way
Me: wait, we got a problem
Homie: what, whats wrong?
Me: she being used right now but dont trip ima get her back
Homie: MAN IM ON MY WAY U TRIPPIN
My boy pulls up like 20 mins later and we both start knocking on my neighbors door, no answer...next thing I know we hear the backdoor swing open, breh got the doll and is running up the alley behind his house wit no shoes on while holding a 150 pound sex doll..im staring around the corner watching him run wit the doll like
...ima update y'all on how this turns out tonight..
he could have used a fraction of that for a real female
