As much as I love Seinfeld and consider it to be one of the best made shows on television....it was written by Cacs.
Jewish ones at that, too, so a weak premise like this made it past the cutting room floor and onto screen.
What's even worse, is that I think this might have been the episode in which Elaine was supposed to go to Brooklyn or some other 'black' part of New York and contemplated getting a gun from Kramer or some shyt, but yeah. This is lowkey the dumbest, tonedeaf episode next to the Finale.