* Teddy Long opens SmackDown and says Vince McMahon will be giving him a job evaluation later tonight. Teddy could become the permanent General Manager of SmackDown. Booker T's music hits and out he comes. Booker thanks Teddy but says he's keeping his job. Vince comes out and talks about the job. Teddy makes Chris Jericho vs. Curtis Axel for the Intercontinental Title and Booker makes Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton.
Brad Maddox comes out and says he's already booked those matches and has something even better - Rob Van Dam. Vince pulls a fast one and says Vickie Guerrero is the new SmackDown General Manager. Out she comes to huge heat. Vickie rips everyone for not supporting her before.
*Jason Thurgood Goode backstage interview. Says it's been a great week for him; new country club membership, registered Republican and George Zimmerman triumphed over thuggery (huge heat). Goode says tonight he's going to show the world that he is one of the "good ones."
* Dolph Ziggler beat Jack Swagger with the Zig Zag. The referee sent Zeb Colter and Antonio Cesaro to the back after Cesaro interfered. Ziggler cut a promo after the match and said he should have dumped AJ Lee a long time ago. Jason Thurgood Goode attacks Ziggler from behind with a bullwhip while Zab Colter looks on and tells him to beat him like a slave.
Ziggler is stretchered out.
* We see AJ and Big E Langston watching backstage. She flips out and attacks Big E. He calms her down and they hug. They go to kiss but Big E stops and kisses her on the forehead instead.
* The Usos vs. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns is up next. The match never starts as Dean Ambrose runs down. Mark Henry makes the save for The Usos and the crowd goes nuts for him. The Shield escape through the crowd.
* Daniel Bryan beat Wade Barrett by submission in a three minute match. Bryan came out to a massive pop. After the match he cuts a promo about not being the weakest link anymore and he's the missing link the WWE's been needing for almost a decade. To prove his new found dominance he issues the Daniel Bryan challenge to any superstar in the back for the main event of SD! He says they have 15 minutes to accept.
* MizTV with Paul Heyman. Heyman praises Brock Lesnar and tells CM Punk to just give up. Heyman threatens another attack from Lesnar. The Miz cracks jokes to end the segment. Miz gets laid out and bloodied for his ignorance.
* Curtis Axel beat Chris Jericho. After the match, Ryback came out and nailed Jericho with the Meathook and Shellshocked. Axel was over big and got huge heat.
* Damien Sandow comes out and talks about Cody Rhodes attacking him on RAW. He says they're still best friends and tag team partners, and calls Cody out. Sandow offers to forgive Cody and let him be the guardian of his Money in the Bank briefcase. Cody attacks Sandow but he escapes the ring and heads to the back.
* Rob Van Dam beat Darren Young.
* Vickie Guerrero has security escort Teddy Long out of the arena. Booker T. is already in the back of a waiting police car.
* Big Show will be returning to RAW on Monday it's announced.
* Randy Orton beat Alberto Del Rio in a non-title match. Orton won clean with a RKO.
*Daniel Bryan comes out and says someone has accepted his challenge but he doesn't know who yet. After a few moments Jason Thurgood Goode comes out for the match. After a long and surprisingly competitive match Bryan is forced to tap out to a submission Goode calls the "c00n Trap." It's a Stretch Muffler like the Brock Lock. We the People Beat Down and pose over Bryan while Randy Orton looks on from the stage smiling.
Read more: ** SPOILERS ** WWE SmackDown Results For This Friday - WrestlingInc.com
Brad Maddox comes out and says he's already booked those matches and has something even better - Rob Van Dam. Vince pulls a fast one and says Vickie Guerrero is the new SmackDown General Manager. Out she comes to huge heat. Vickie rips everyone for not supporting her before.
*Jason Thurgood Goode backstage interview. Says it's been a great week for him; new country club membership, registered Republican and George Zimmerman triumphed over thuggery (huge heat). Goode says tonight he's going to show the world that he is one of the "good ones."
* Dolph Ziggler beat Jack Swagger with the Zig Zag. The referee sent Zeb Colter and Antonio Cesaro to the back after Cesaro interfered. Ziggler cut a promo after the match and said he should have dumped AJ Lee a long time ago. Jason Thurgood Goode attacks Ziggler from behind with a bullwhip while Zab Colter looks on and tells him to beat him like a slave.
Ziggler is stretchered out.* We see AJ and Big E Langston watching backstage. She flips out and attacks Big E. He calms her down and they hug. They go to kiss but Big E stops and kisses her on the forehead instead.
* The Usos vs. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns is up next. The match never starts as Dean Ambrose runs down. Mark Henry makes the save for The Usos and the crowd goes nuts for him. The Shield escape through the crowd.
* Daniel Bryan beat Wade Barrett by submission in a three minute match. Bryan came out to a massive pop. After the match he cuts a promo about not being the weakest link anymore and he's the missing link the WWE's been needing for almost a decade. To prove his new found dominance he issues the Daniel Bryan challenge to any superstar in the back for the main event of SD! He says they have 15 minutes to accept.
* MizTV with Paul Heyman. Heyman praises Brock Lesnar and tells CM Punk to just give up. Heyman threatens another attack from Lesnar. The Miz cracks jokes to end the segment. Miz gets laid out and bloodied for his ignorance.
* Curtis Axel beat Chris Jericho. After the match, Ryback came out and nailed Jericho with the Meathook and Shellshocked. Axel was over big and got huge heat.
* Damien Sandow comes out and talks about Cody Rhodes attacking him on RAW. He says they're still best friends and tag team partners, and calls Cody out. Sandow offers to forgive Cody and let him be the guardian of his Money in the Bank briefcase. Cody attacks Sandow but he escapes the ring and heads to the back.
* Rob Van Dam beat Darren Young.
* Vickie Guerrero has security escort Teddy Long out of the arena. Booker T. is already in the back of a waiting police car.
* Big Show will be returning to RAW on Monday it's announced.
* Randy Orton beat Alberto Del Rio in a non-title match. Orton won clean with a RKO.
*Daniel Bryan comes out and says someone has accepted his challenge but he doesn't know who yet. After a few moments Jason Thurgood Goode comes out for the match. After a long and surprisingly competitive match Bryan is forced to tap out to a submission Goode calls the "c00n Trap." It's a Stretch Muffler like the Brock Lock. We the People Beat Down and pose over Bryan while Randy Orton looks on from the stage smiling.
Read more: ** SPOILERS ** WWE SmackDown Results For This Friday - WrestlingInc.com
This gonna be Goode.
I thought you were bullshytting about that AJ/Langston moment but it was legit. Interesting.
There wasn't enough fukkery to be a Liggins verse addition. But how is Big E the simp when he basically friendzoned her ass? 
He gonna tap that but he tryna make her wait. You know how females are, she just gonna want Big D even more. 
while reading but where was the Wyatt fukkery you mentioned? I didn't see them on there.
