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WWE taped the February 22 episode of WWE SmackDown Tuesday night from the Mississippi Coast Coliseum in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Here are live results.

* JBL and Josh Mathews are out for commentary. Lilian Garcia welcomes the fans.

WWE SmackDown

* The show opens with highlights from Elimination Chamber and RAW.

* Ricardo Rodriguez and Alberto Del Rio come to the ring. Del Rio talks about Jack Swagger’s new attitude. Del Rio says this country was built by immigrants. Del Rio calls Swagger out but Randy Orton appears instead.

Orton enters the ring and says his opportunity was taken by Swagger. Orton wants a match with Swagger tonight. Booker T comes out and announces Wade Barrett vs. Del Rio and Swagger vs. Orton for tonight. A demented Ezekiel Jackson appears on the Titantron and says he will be celebrating a year of destruction tonight but that reign of terror will end tonight.

* Damien Sandow vs. Sheamus is up next. Sheamus gets the win after a lengthy match, using the Brogue Kick. Cody Rhodes comes out to the stage looking disgusted

* They air the WrestleMania XXX announcement again.

* Aksana and Tamina vs. Kaitlyn and Layla is next. Kaitlyn spears Tamina for the win.

* Backstage segment with Zeb Colter, Jack Swagger and Wade Barrett. Zeb says Barrett is part of the problem. Zeb hopes Del Rio and Barrett kill each other. Barrett tries to respond back but Colter says he can't understand him. Swagger and Colter attack Barrett.

* Jack Swagger vs. Randy Orton is up next. Swagger wins a good physical match with his feet on the ropes. Orton throws a fit after the match attempting to RKO Swagger but gets caught and locked in submission. Colter gets his licks in.

* Promo for Dead Man Down. Backstage segment with Sheamus and Wade Barrett. Sheamus picks on Barrett’s accent and getting beaten up by Swagger and old man river :beli: Barrett spits in his face and we have a brawl.

* The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes is up next. Miz wins with a Figure Four after a distraction by Sandow. Rhodes and Sandow nearly come to blows but a ref breaks it up. Cesaro comes out of the crowd and attacks the Miz. He pulls him outside of the ring and does his swing thing, this time between the barricade and the steel steps. Miz is busted open. Cesaro says Miz needs to be deported to hell and he's a waste of skin.

* Another immigration promo from Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. He calls Sin Cara a failed piece of Chalupa Trash and Santino a noodle noggin. Random promos on those two.

* A vignette for Fandango airs.

* Alberto Del Rio vs. Wade Barrett is up next. Swagger and Zeb come out and watch the match from the stage. Barrett dominates most of the match but Del Rio gets the win by submission. Swagger and Zeb approach the ring. Swagger and Del Rio have a staredown.

The ring is set up for Ezekiel Jackson's one year reign of terror anniversary and celebration.

*An emotional Ezekiel Jackson, Heidenreich and Snitsky come to the ring and address the crowd. Jackson says he thanks the WWE and the WWE universe for their continued support. Or he wishes he could. But he hates the WWE universe and he wishes he could tear them limb from limb. He says forget the models and lip licking prettyboys in the Shield or the failed NWO before them, he says TONIGHT he and his associates will destroy the company with a huge revelation. Before the reveal an impressive montage of Jackson and Co. destroying various WWE superstars plays.

Afterward another video pops up with Snitsky and David Otunga negotiating with Vince McMahon in a mansion over and opulent dinner spread. He tells Otunga and Snitsky that he can't reinstate him along with Jackson and Heidenreich because they have caused too much mayhem. Otunga and Snitsky understand and offer him a drink. The video cuts to another scene where a drunken Vince McMahon is admitting various indiscretions; racism, ruining talent, cheap tactics against the competition and the screwing over of Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman. He stole their ideas and made a billion because of it.

The video makes another cut to a drunken and drugged Vince McMahon. He is very sullen. He asks Otunga and Snitsky if they ever heard the phrase "the Kliq runs the business?" No. He says it's because they caught me. They caught him doing something a parent shouldn't do to their child. He pleaded with them not to tell anyone. They didn't. They even helped him cover it up by starting rumors about another superstar. He fired that superstar abruptly to make it valid and gave The Kliq the keys to the company. He even matched their salary while Hall and Nash were in WCW. Snitsky asks him point blank; "Did you molest your daughter; Stephanie McMahon Levesque? Vince orders the camera to be cut. He's hysterical.

One last cut to a sadistic Ezekiel Jackson roughing up Vince McMahon. He says they have the tape. Sign the contracts. He agrees to reinstate them. They can't be fired ever again. Vince pleads for the revelation not to come out. He'd be ruined. He'd lose everything. A deranged Ezekiel Jackson agrees and viciously attacks with a straight cinderblock to the dome. :dwillhuh: The video ends and an emotional Jackson is crying and hysterical and says Vince is done. He's ruined. It's over and the WWE will burn like Rome.

HHH runs down the ramp in street clothes and attacks Jackson but is laid out by Snitsky with a straight cinderblock to the dome. :sayword: Heidenreich drags him under the ring saying he will murder and rape his children :devious: Jackson is lying in the ring screaming with demonic laughter. :sitdown:

End show


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Dap this if you think the liggins verse is fukking gay and the schtick is beyond dead

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This is the storyline of the year. And some of it is based on reality. Like Orton getting sonned. :russ:

He's going to be stuck in neutral for the rest of his career. :umad:
 

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And non-believers thought my Cryin Zeke storyline was going nowhere. :pacspit:

One year in the making. That's how you fukking do long term booking. :win:

EDIT - Neg Rep from Jizzle: Ed MOTHERfukkING G I just dont like you man

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WWE taped the February 22 episode of WWE SmackDown Tuesday night from the Mississippi Coast Coliseum in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Here are live results.

* JBL and Josh Mathews are out for commentary. Lilian Garcia welcomes the fans.

WWE SmackDown

* The show opens with highlights from Elimination Chamber and RAW.

* Ricardo Rodriguez and Alberto Del Rio come to the ring. Del Rio talks about Jack Swagger’s new attitude. Del Rio says this country was built by immigrants. Del Rio calls Swagger out but Randy Orton appears instead.

Orton enters the ring and says his opportunity was taken by Swagger. Orton wants a match with Swagger tonight. Booker T comes out and announces Wade Barrett vs. Del Rio and Swagger vs. Orton for tonight. A demented Ezekiel Jackson appears on the Titantron and says he will be celebrating a year of destruction tonight but that reign of terror will end tonight.

* Damien Sandow vs. Sheamus is up next. Sheamus gets the win after a lengthy match, using the Brogue Kick. Cody Rhodes comes out to the stage looking disgusted

* They air the WrestleMania XXX announcement again.

* Aksana and Tamina vs. Kaitlyn and Layla is next. Kaitlyn spears Tamina for the win.

* Backstage segment with Zeb Colter, Jack Swagger and Wade Barrett. Zeb says Barrett is part of the problem. Zeb hopes Del Rio and Barrett kill each other. Barrett tries to respond back but Colter says he can't understand him. Swagger and Colter attack Barrett.

* Jack Swagger vs. Randy Orton is up next. Swagger wins a good physical match with his feet on the ropes. Orton throws a fit after the match attempting to RKO Swagger but gets caught and locked in submission. Colter gets his licks in.

* Promo for Dead Man Down. Backstage segment with Sheamus and Wade Barrett. Sheamus picks on Barrett’s accent and getting beaten up by Swagger and old man river :beli: Barrett spits in his face and we have a brawl.

* The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes is up next. Miz wins with a Figure Four after a distraction by Sandow. Rhodes and Sandow nearly come to blows but a ref breaks it up. Cesaro comes out of the crowd and attacks the Miz. He pulls him outside of the ring and does his swing thing, this time between the barricade and the steel steps. Miz is busted open. Cesaro says Miz needs to be deported to hell and he's a waste of skin.

* Another immigration promo from Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. He calls Sin Cara a failed piece of Chalupa Trash and Santino a noodle noggin. Random promos on those two.

* A vignette for Fandango airs.

* Alberto Del Rio vs. Wade Barrett is up next. Swagger and Zeb come out and watch the match from the stage. Barrett dominates most of the match but Del Rio gets the win by submission. Swagger and Zeb approach the ring. Swagger and Del Rio have a staredown.

The ring is set up for Ezekiel Jackson's one year reign of terror anniversary and celebration.

*An emotional Ezekiel Jackson, Heidenreich and Snitsky come to the ring and address the crowd. Jackson says he thanks the WWE and the WWE universe for their continued support. Or he wishes he could. But he hates the WWE universe and he wishes he could tear them limb from limb. He says forget the models and lip licking prettyboys in the Shield or the failed NWO before them, he says TONIGHT he and his associates will destroy the company with a huge revelation. Before the reveal an impressive montage of Jackson and Co.
destroying various WWE superstars plays.

Afterward another video pops up with Snitsky and David Otunga negotiating with Vince McMahon in a mansion over and opulent dinner spread. He tells Otunga and Snitsky that he can't reinstate him along with Jackson and Heidenreich because they have caused too much mayhem. Otunga and Snitsly understand and offer him a drink. The video cuts to another scene where a drunken Vince McMahon is admitting various indiscretions; racism, ruining talent, cheap tactics against the competition and the screwing over of Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman. He stole their ideas and made a billion because of it.

The video makes another cut to a drunken and drugged Vince McMahon. He is very sullen. He asks Otunga and Snitsky if they ever heard the phrase "the Kliq runs the business?" No. He says it's because they caught me. They caught him doing something a parent shouldn't do to their child. He pleaded with them not to tell anyone. They didn't. They even helped him cover it up by starting rumors about another superstar. He fired that superstar abruptly to make it valid and gave The Kliq the keys to the company. He even matched their salary while Hall and Nash were in WCW. Snitsky asks him point blank; "Did you molest your daughter; Stephanie McMahon Levesque? Vince orders the camera to be cut. He's hysterical.

One last cut to a sadistic Ezekiel Jackson roughing up Vince McMahon. He says they have the tape. Sign the contracts. He agrees to reinstate them. They can't be fired ever again. Vince pleads for the revelation not to come out. He'd be ruined. He'd lose everything. A deranged Ezekiel Jackson agrees and viciously attacks with a straight cinderblock to the dome. :dwillhuh: The video ends and an emotional Jackson is crying and hysterical and says Vince is done. He's ruined. It's over and the WWE will burn like Rome.

HHH runs down the ramp in street clothes and attacks Jackson but is laid out by Snitsky with a straight cinderblock to the dome. :sayword: Heidenreich drags him under the ring saying he will murder and rape his children :devious: Jackson is lying in the ring screaming with demonic laughter. :sitdown:

End show


Read more: *Spoilers* WWE SmackDown Taping Results For 2/22 | PWMania

:ohhh::wow:

...that thing that you just made up was fukking awesome and I wish that that were true.
 
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