He branched out from the bedroom.
A naked creep was arrested for allegedly kissing, caressing and having passionate “sex” with a tree at a popular public park in England — grossing out onlookers and baffling police.
The nature freak was caught on camera peeling off his clothes and rubbing passionately against the stump of a conifer in Wiltshire’s Queen Elizabeth Gardens on Tuesday afternoon, cops and
witnesses told walesonline.co.uk.
“I was just walking in the park with one of my mates and we saw a man hugging a tree and thought it was interesting. We walked closer and as we did, we saw his trousers down,” said a witness, who shot footage of the incident.
“I started recording and he just started taking off all his clothes and kissing the tree. After I stopped recording, the police turned up and started following the man around then arrested him.’’
Roughly 25 people were cooling off in the greenspace during the unidentified 40-something’s bizarre attempt to become one with mother nature — prompting calls to cops.
Police said the leaf-loving perv was busted on suspicion of indecent exposure.
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