Schools Are Banning Crocs Because Kids Keep Tripping All Over Them

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Schools across the United States are banning Crocs, the popular slip-on foam clogs that are surprisingly comfortable despite the fact that they make everybody look like an old-school mental patient shuffling through an Arkham-style asylum. Also, you can sort of eat them.

The Crocs bans, which are happening in schools in no less than 12 states, including Georgia and Florida, are largely attributed to things you might expect, like “distractions” caused by Jibbitz, a.k.a. the little charms people pinned to their crocs. But perhaps most practically and less culture war-y, they are being banned because kids are tripping all over themselves wearing them. Turns out, slip-on sandals are not the most secure form of footwear. Who could have guessed it?

 

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Never owned a pair, never will. Same with the Hey Dude shoes.

This has become the most outside pajamas wearing society. Uncouth.

I never wanted to be indistinguishable from a bum. A bum can't help how he or she looks, in many cases. Why would I choose to look like that?

I'm bout to change things around here. I'm going viral for playing my self created game on Twitch. You do combat rolls in a library and whatever book you knock off the shelf, it reads it to you. The WHOLE thing. I double dare you to play it! The game title is "Nah, bytch, you stoopid"
 
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