School me on the american Negro...

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Being a Canadian, the most exposure i have to you nikkas are these boards, television, music, movies and visiting some family in new york a couple times....

so without further ado this is my portrait of the American negro based on trivial observations (yes its full of satire)

The East Coast nikka:
-wears timbs and big bubble jackets
-wear their fitteds too big
-live over bodegas
-use dun, b and son a lot.
-seem to catch L's at a faster frequency:mjpls:
-wear hoodies, jeans and tees with 9's all over them.:blink:
-live in bum sauce apartments
-ride the piss smelling trains everday
-tend to fight quite decently due to the abundance of boxing gyms
-dont have a lot of pretty women.
-dudes like maino, uncle murder, Joe Budden etc seem to be the representatives for your cites
-car thief experts?
-usually seem to be current with fashion and trends
-park on the street/road and underground due to lack of driveways
-wear ski goggles:wtf:
-seem to have a lot of visible homo's and homo thugs:wrist:
-tend to slang bush and other stepped on drugs
-often wear fake jewellery
-always take L's from the NYPD
-shytty teams and athletes


The West Coast nikka
-seem to love their chucks and vans
-seem to love their khakis and flannel shirts
-tend to be under 5'9 in height
-tend to ghost ride the whip
-seem to be really good at pronunciation and enunciation
-shook of mexicans
-wear jherri curls and other chemical based hairstyles
-gang bang
-love their lowriders along with other vintage cars
-never seem to have any "snapz on the petro"
-cant fight:flabbynsick:
-have some of the most beautiful women ever?
-like to make sketch videos on youtube
-wear wooden jewellery
-dont take shyt from the lapd
-live in houses with one floor and no basement
-have names like "stacey"


to be continued...
 
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