Saw Shelton Benjamin at the airport today...

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Was just coming off my break when I saw a bug muscular black dude saying goodbye to some average white chick.

At first I was like those are all steroids. 'em. But when I walked past the dude I heard him speak to the chick and I was like dude's voice is corny as hell.

Then it hit me that's Shelton Benjamin's corny ass voice. Turned around and sho nuff it was him. Definitely wasn't looking Black genes

You mad R=G?

 

[Grifter]

Did he botch getting off the plane?

 

[Triple H]

I remember when me and Evolution buried his ass. He was not worthy of being in the main event.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Then it hit me that's Shelton Benjamin's corny ass voice. Turned around and sho nuff it was him. Definitely wasn't looking Black genes

 

[DaylitoJames]

I remember when me and Evolution buried his ass. He was not worthy of being in the main event.

You didn't have to do that breh... you didn't have to do it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

all the smileys did not help this shytty story.

 

[Stevie Ray]

I remember when me and Evolution buried his ass. He was not worthy of being in the main event.

*comes through with slapjack in hand*

I still ain't forget how you played my baby brotha in '03. If you thought you buried Shelton, wait until we take you for dat ride on 110th St! Tell that yamp Stephanie to file the Missin' Persons report now, 'cause her childrens' father ain't gon' live to see them graduate high school once we get done wit ya!

IT'S GON' BE OON LIKE NECKBONES! FORGET HOKE HOEGAN, WE COMIN' FOR YOU nikka!

 

[Singh]

I remember when me and Evolution buried his ass. He was not worthy of being in the main event.

Remember when Benjamin picked up 3 W's off you fakkit makin you look helpless, vulnerable, and defenseless?

that was the last time you let a black man beat you since Dwayne bytch

and he had a worthy match of the year with your big homie HBGoat

aye keep hoping for Vince to fall over and die off his next coke binge p*ssy

 

[Heelish]

Benjamin was dope as fukk, don't understand the hate

 

[Reality Check]

Did he botch getting off the plane?

That was gonna be my first question.

 

[SuikodenII]

Benjamin was dope as fukk, don't understand the hate

He's black...

 

[Reality Check]

Paul Levesque alias >>>> Triple H alias

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

all the smileys did not help this shytty story.

Can't wait to drop more SD spoilers just for you Edward.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

Benjamin was dope as fukk, don't understand the hate

Like a lot shyt round here if R=G likes it dudes is gonna hate on it. R=G got Cena level heat in TSC.

 

[Majestic Pape]

all the smileys did not help this shytty story.