Russian President Vladimir Putin Teams Up With Boyz II Men To Make Some Babies

[Jello Biafra]

Is Vladimir Putin using Boyz II Men to help Russian men knock up their wives?

Vladimir Putin wants Russians to have more children so that the country can become more influential. According to The Moscow Times, he's enlisted the help of Boyz II Men. The R&B group will headline a February 6th concert in Russia and (suppposedly) Putin hopes it will serve as some, ahem, inspiration for Russian men.

As an intro to a Q&A with Boyz II Men, The Moscow Times wrote:

President Vladimir Putin's crusade to raise the country's birth rate is set to get the support of three powerful voices on its behalf.

A baritone and two tenors, that is.

The stylish trio of Boyz II Men, the most successful R&B group of all time, is coming to Moscow on Feb. 6. The group will perform a selection of their classic and new romantic ballads, hopefully giving Russian men some inspiration ahead of St. Valentine's Day.

The idea isn't as outlandish as some of the other stuff Russia has tried to increase its birth rate. Back in 'o7 they declared a Day of Conception, hoping that births would spike on the country's national day. Women who gave birth on June 12th were rewarded with refrigerators and cars.

Telegraph notes that the idea that Putin invited the group personally is pure speculation.

The Times insists that the band will be lending their “powerful voices” to Putin’s fertility campaign. Whether or not the Russian kingpin personally got on the phone, tracked down their agent and demanded that they “do the show right here” is pure speculation on the newspaper’s part. It’s a little hard to believe … but it’s also not impossible to imagine.

But, if Putin is the mastermind behind the concert, then he's a genius.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Is Vladimir Putin using Boyz II Men to help Russian men knock up their wives?

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

"i need to borrow men to boys for russian orgy party"

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

more like boyz 2 men getting chased out of the building from racist Russians!

 

[88m3]

I take it he doesn't know they are black?

 

[O.G.B]

more like boyz 2 men getting chased out of the building from racist Russians!

Even though a lot of Russians are very racist and violent towards black people, Boyz II Men 100% straight because ain't NO Russian ANYWHERE in Russia even thinking about trying any funny shyt with Vladimir Putin on they team!

 

[Chief]

People in Russia are making babies but abortions are a huge problem

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Russia

 

[Brown_Pride]

Upon arrival Boyz II Men were escorted to Putin's private chambers. This image was the first photo taken of Putin's reaction

Spoiler

 

[daze23]

all jokes aside, Boys II Men is mostly bouncy 'new jack swing' shyt though. better off inviting Silk if you want peeps to get their freak on

 

[Brown_Pride]

all jokes aside, Boys II Men is mostly bouncy 'new jack swing' shyt though. better off inviting Silk if you want peeps to get their freak on

very true actually. Makes me sorta wonder, does Putin have them on rotation in his Ipod or something?

I mean think about it, for as official a move as this is somewhere at some point in time there was a room of 2-10 old Russian men just brainstorming on the question, "how can we get our men to fuk more?"

Answer: Boyz II Men.

There's some logical leaps i'd be interested in seeing.

 

[daze23]

very true actually. Makes me sorta wonder, does Putin have them on rotation in his Ipod or something?

I mean think about it, for as official a move as this is somewhere at some point in time there was a room of 2-10 old Russian men just brainstorming on the question, "how can we get our men to fuk more?"

Answer: Boyz II Men.

There's some logical leaps i'd be interested in seeing.

I'm sayin, when I think of Boys II Men, I think of corny dudes doing the running man and shyt