Imagine the anger of trump
seeing De niro playing the big M.
drumpf: what the fukk is this shyt?....DE NIRO!!

staff: sir fox news is singing your praises!

drumpf: How the fukk did they get Bobby to do this

staff: should i bring you ice cream big guy

drumpf: my favorite fukkin actor is shytting on me

staff: ice cream sir?

drumpf: this is breaking my fukkin heart.....breaking my heart.

staff: fox is saying that the bombing was masterful

drumpf: how can they hate mueller after this?

staff: mcdonalds will make you feel better.

drumpf: casino,goodfellas,heat.....my favorite movies

staff: should i bring the happy dish?

drumpf: yes......I need the happy dish.

staff: please dont over do it sir.......the tweets.

drumpf: coke is my muse.......so much coke

staff: make america great again.

drumpf: who the fukk hired you?