RUSSIA/РОССИЯ THREAD—ASSANGE CHRGD W/ SPYING—DJT IMPEACHED TWICE-US TREASURY SANCTS KILIMNIK AS RUSSIAN AGNT
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degenerate as fuk
Having Carson potentially shown the door for his one scandal when Zinke and Pruitt are damn near cabinet level supervillains is just 
and of course. 
and of course. 
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*drumpf calls meeting*
drumpf: I need to call stormy and offer her something
lawyer one: noooooo sir you cant do that
lawyer two: that's the worst thing you could do
drumpf: she has pics....lots of pics
lawyer two: now when you say pics.
drumpf: coke,rubbing dildos on me....me trying to get it up
lawyer one:
drumpf: the dildo didnt go in!!! *whispers* didnt go in
lawyer two: this is bad.....any way we could spin this?
drumpf: then there was the golden shower with me calling her ivanka.
lawyer one: jesus
drumpf: then she smeared her feces in my faces and i imitated obama.
lawyer two:
drumpf: then the hitler thing....so much coke.....so much coke.
lawyer one:
drumpf: i gotta call stormy.....maybe putin could do me a solid.
lawyer two: sir the FBI may be listening!
drumpf: it was so much coke......so much coke
I lowkey wouldn't mind him or Laura Ingraham being Sarah Tugboat Sanders' replacement
GoddamnyamanProf
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So much rep*drumpf calls meeting*
drumpf: I need to call stormy and offer her something
lawyer one: noooooo sir you cant do that
lawyer two: that's the worst thing you could do
drumpf: she has pics....lots of pics
lawyer two: now when you say pics.
drumpf: coke,rubbing dildos on me....me trying to get it up
lawyer one:
drumpf: the dildo didnt go in!!! *whispers* didnt go in
lawyer two: this is bad.....any way we could spin this?
drumpf: then there was the golden shower with me calling her ivanka.
lawyer one: jesus
drumpf: then she smeared her feces in my faces and i imitated obama.
lawyer two:
drumpf: then the hitler thing....so much coke.....so much coke.
lawyer one:
drumpf: i gotta call stormy.....maybe putin could do me a solid.
lawyer two: sir the FBI may be listening!
drumpf: it was so much coke......so much coke
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
I lowkey wouldn't mind him or Laura Ingraham being Sarah Tugboat Sanders' replacement
Lol breh, just the other day we were talking about her and that eye and my friend called her Jim Duggan looking bish.
Link?The CNN interview with Karen Mcdougal is
Pullout game properYeah nah the more I think about it...... This whole NDA thing and that line about "not disclosing parentage"...... He's been having these ho's get abortions.......
Too many ho's and no babies is bullshyt
Every man knows that
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Remember, Trump thinks he's the smartest guy ever, and he spends all his time watching, and bases his personal and professional actions, on cable news and other tv shows. Everyone's said that Mueller is the best, the smartest investigator, so Trump likely think he also spends time watching news programs and pays attention to things like ratings and Fox and Friends editorials.
As if media narratives can impact Mueller's investigation.
What a dope.
Irrelevant but I'm
at how these trumpitos think
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
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The fact that they’re clearly incapable of elaborating on policy beyond incendiary rhetoric is especially telling.
