When I was in 6th grade I changed schools to a private school. They gave us a phone book with everyone's number in it. Within probably my 2nd month there, I just went through every girl I thought was attractive and shot my shot :biggapls: Naturally most said no. For some reason this tweet reminded me of that shotgun blast. Receptionists picking up the phone like
Receptionist: Hello, Jacob and Steely Law Firm
Trump: I'm in real big trouble... bigly bad. Very bad yuge trouble. You gotta help me.
Receptionist: Sorry, you have the wrong number, we are a grocery store *dial tone*