RUSSIA/РОССИЯ THREAD—ASSANGE CHRGD W/ SPYING—DJT IMPEACHED TWICE-US TREASURY SANCTS KILIMNIK AS RUSSIAN AGNT

wickedsm

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Dear Mr Mueller,

Or M-dog as I like to refer to you.

Greatest prosecutor ever, great American Patriot and excellent hair for a gentleman of your experience. I would love to take a selfie with you, although a dreamstealing breh on my fave website told me that wouldn't be possible (he's not a hater, just a dreamstealing ass nukka)

Since my selfie dream can't be realized, I am writing you to humbly request that you lock Eric Prince's demonic mercenary ass up for forever. (For-eva-eva)

My birthday is in July and if you could make that happen on or prior to my wildest dreams would be come true!

I no longer believe in Santa, but I do believe in you M-dog.

Thank you in advance
-wickedsm
 

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I like Robert de Niro or Daniel Day-Lewis for Mueller if they were to ever make a movie about this (shyt would have to be broken up into multiple long ass movies like Lord of The Rings or Star Wars lmao), but funnily enough, Mueller kinda sounds like Tom Hanks.

 
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