How you a bodyguard and dropping detail on what your man is doing?Keith Schiller: "Oh, you got witnesses? Well, ah, yeah, now I remember... they offered to send hookers, but Mr. Trump said no way because he's a godly married man who would never be interested in free Russian p*ssy. And how dare you imply I'm lying to cover for my cheatin ass best friend!!!!!"
Pee pee tape incoming y'all.