roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home

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what the fukk yo. I am usually at work before he is even in bed, but i took today off. So far, he:

-yawned obnoxiously loud 3 times within 10 minutes :russell:
-has been talking to his dogs making absolutely no sense :heh:

-did some cac beatbox type shyt that was horrendous (the nikka is 54 years old btw :heh:)

and the worst of all....

-masturbated with the volume seemingly on max. The nikka even grunted a few times :dwillhuh:

I don't think he knows i'm here and sees my car outside. I'm afraid to even come out my room now because I even feel embarrassed FOR him :scust:. Should I just leave and act like it never happened?
 

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You live with a 54 yr old white man tho?
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Tf. Old cac busting nuts all over your apartment is grounds to terminate the lease. Health and safety concerns. ASAP. I'd just stop paying rent then you threaten to sue them :smugdraper:
*Keep the rent $ in an escrow account to be paid out once they get you a new apartment or roommate.
 
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