Roman Reigns is the Neckbeard's Heel

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I wanted to see how many of you guys would agree with this shyt; my theory that cokeboy is not such an old senile bolivian sugar addled fukk. He not only know what he's doing with Roman n/h but he's actually doing the right thing with him n/h. I've alluded to it in multiple threads but wanted to hear what you all think.

We've seen them teasing a big win for The Guy (:duck:) but then shyt happens like Rollins takes it from him with MITB. Shinsuke wins the Royal Rumble instead of him. Brock Lesnar beats him clean at Mania. Again at GRR.

He's simply not lolwinning all the time like Cena used to do.
In the meantime, he's supposed to be the new John Cena but he's on the mic insinuating he's taken The Undertaker's place? And that he's destined to be Universal Champ even though he is consistently booed?:jbhmm:

Then we see Braun steadily being built up and getting these monster spots and the dude even is in the ring with cokeboy at the end of GRR with a giant trophy and inter-arabic title belt or w.e tf that was.

In conclusion; they wanted Roman to be the guy but they actually know he's not the guy now. He's just a red herring to distract from the fact that they are making Braun the guy. They don't want the 'smarks' to shyt all over their plans cause they know neckbeards autistically turn on the company plans just cause it's the cool thing to do.
So all this booking of Roman is actually some clever meta-booking while you build up your Rollins, Joe, Miz, Braun tier guys. :whoo:VKM a genius at this or I'm fukking delusional?
 

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I wanted to see how many of you guys would agree with this shyt; my theory that cokeboy is not such an old senile bolivian sugar addled fukk. He not only know what he's doing with Roman n/h but he's actually doing the right thing with him n/h. I've alluded to it in multiple threads but wanted to hear what you all think.

We've seen them teasing a big win for The Guy (:duck:) but then shyt happens like Rollins takes it from him with MITB. Shinsuke wins the Royal Rumble instead of him. Brock Lesnar beats him clean at Mania. Again at GRR.

He's simply not lolwinning all the time like Cena used to do.
In the meantime, he's supposed to be the new John Cena but he's on the mic insinuating he's taken The Undertaker's place? And that he's destined to be Universal Champ even though he is consistently booed?:jbhmm:

Then we see Braun steadily being built up and getting these monster spots and the dude even is in the ring with cokeboy at the end of GRR with a giant trophy and inter-arabic title belt or w.e tf that was.

In conclusion; they wanted Roman to be the guy but they actually know he's not the guy now. He's just a red herring to distract from the fact that they are making Braun the guy. They don't want the 'smarks' to shyt all over their plans cause they know neckbeards autistically turn on the company plans just cause it's the cool thing to do.
So all this booking of Roman is actually some clever meta-booking while you build up your Rollins, Joe, Miz, Braun tier guys. :whoo:VKM a genius at this or I'm fukking delusional?
:lupe:
 

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I wanted to see how many of you guys would agree with this shyt; my theory that cokeboy is not such an old senile bolivian sugar addled fukk. He not only know what he's doing with Roman n/h but he's actually doing the right thing with him n/h. I've alluded to it in multiple threads but wanted to hear what you all think.

We've seen them teasing a big win for The Guy (:duck:) but then shyt happens like Rollins takes it from him with MITB. Shinsuke wins the Royal Rumble instead of him. Brock Lesnar beats him clean at Mania. Again at GRR.

He's simply not lolwinning all the time like Cena used to do.
In the meantime, he's supposed to be the new John Cena but he's on the mic insinuating he's taken The Undertaker's place? And that he's destined to be Universal Champ even though he is consistently booed?:jbhmm:

Then we see Braun steadily being built up and getting these monster spots and the dude even is in the ring with cokeboy at the end of GRR with a giant trophy and inter-arabic title belt or w.e tf that was.

In conclusion; they wanted Roman to be the guy but they actually know he's not the guy now. He's just a red herring to distract from the fact that they are making Braun the guy. They don't want the 'smarks' to shyt all over their plans cause they know neckbeards autistically turn on the company plans just cause it's the cool thing to do.
So all this booking of Roman is actually some clever meta-booking while you build up your Rollins, Joe, Miz, Braun tier guys. :whoo:VKM a genius at this or I'm fukking delusional?
Dude this is wwe creative you’re talking about. Are you really giving them that much credit right now?
 

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Vince a genius. He literally TOOK over wrestling n monopolized it. He pulled a Bill Gates before Bill Gates. He a ruthless businessman with vision. If Vince listened to stupid smarks n neckbeards, he’d been outta business. I could legit see him running da scenario in OP’s post.
 

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Oh yeah they are trying to make Braun the guy by having him team up with a child instead of having him in the main event at mania.

:mjgrin:

These 5 years WWE has realized Roman isn't the guy but he's just a red herring :mjgrin:

WM 40 is when they will truly show the face of the company:mjgrin:


dumbass:stopitslime:
 

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I thought this was kind of known, err, obvious?

The way dude has been booked for the last couple of years has been the same as how they tried to book Cena when he first got booed. Let him get a savage beatdown as an attempt to "prove" him to the smarks and then give him the moral win for the kids. The commentary can't ever admit to the existence of smarks so they can't pit it across, but it's pretty obvious when you see him getting bloodied up hardway all over a PG show.

They realise the smarks didn't think he'd paid his dues, so they're trying to play catch up whilst also keeping his merch selling. Sad thing is, most smarks won't be won over unless he puts in another 10 years of being booed and bloodied and retires... the first full house cheer he'll get, he'll be in a salmon jacket.:francis:
 

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I wanted to see how many of you guys would agree with this shyt; my theory that cokeboy is not such an old senile bolivian sugar addled fukk. He not only know what he's doing with Roman n/h but he's actually doing the right thing with him n/h. I've alluded to it in multiple threads but wanted to hear what you all think.

We've seen them teasing a big win for The Guy (:duck:) but then shyt happens like Rollins takes it from him with MITB. Shinsuke wins the Royal Rumble instead of him. Brock Lesnar beats him clean at Mania. Again at GRR.

He's simply not lolwinning all the time like Cena used to do.
In the meantime, he's supposed to be the new John Cena but he's on the mic insinuating he's taken The Undertaker's place? And that he's destined to be Universal Champ even though he is consistently booed?:jbhmm:

Then we see Braun steadily being built up and getting these monster spots and the dude even is in the ring with cokeboy at the end of GRR with a giant trophy and inter-arabic title belt or w.e tf that was.

In conclusion; they wanted Roman to be the guy but they actually know he's not the guy now. He's just a red herring to distract from the fact that they are making Braun the guy. They don't want the 'smarks' to shyt all over their plans cause they know neckbeards autistically turn on the company plans just cause it's the cool thing to do.
So all this booking of Roman is actually some clever meta-booking while you build up your Rollins, Joe, Miz, Braun tier guys. :whoo:VKM a genius at this or I'm fukking delusional?

I don't think they planned it, but happenstance and they're trying to make the best of it
 
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