Hear me,
@Roger king, and let my words carry weight. The tidings of your forthcoming "neg train" shall echo far and wide through the subforums, and all shall bear witness.
Cease this craven act of skulking in shadows, casting insults in whispers, while maintaining your facade of a "nice guy." You fancy yourself a harbinger of peace, a visionary of a world perfected by your ideals, yet your actions betray a spirit unworthy of such lofty pretensions.
You probably look down and see yourself as man with an enlarged clit when you piss. It'll be okay. Use what you got. Take what strength remains within you—however meager—and forge it into something greater. Let the embers of your courage fuel discourse, not disdain.
Stand before your critics and hear their words. Seek to understand the minds that diverge from your own, for therein lies wisdom. Learn to jest and be jested with, for laughter unites where strife divides. Do this, Roger, and you may yet grow into the man you claim to be.
