Robert Pattinson proves the money myth wrong

[winb83]

Money power and fame can't buy you a chick or even a decent shot at one. What more could dude have had for Kristen Stewart? Millions of women would throw themselves at dude and he still got a raw deal cause it wasn't enough for her.

also I'm not knocking him or her but he could have done better. You got cake like that and you trying to wife up a girl next door looking chick?

 

[marcuz]

the director she fukked with had more money and power, food for thought

 

[Stress Welker]

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[john goodman]

In my head... I imagine that pattison jus wasn't hitting that right

 

[marcuz]

what is that

 

[Lewis Black]

Money power and fame can't buy you a chick or even a decent shot at one. What more could dude have had for Kristen Stewart? Millions of women would throw themselves at dude and he still got a raw deal cause it wasn't enough for her.

also I'm not knocking him or her but he could have done better. You got cake like that and you trying to wife up a girl next door looking chick?

No homo but she cheated cos his sex game was weak and he honestly does look like his mouth smell of garlic.

 

[Black]

 

[Stress Welker]

No homo but she cheated cos his sex game was weak and he honestly does look like his mouth smell of garlic.

I was under the impression that garlic was a vampires weakness.

Maybe all that garlic bread he was eating on, made him so weak his sex game declined?

 

[marcuz]

 

[Red Omega]

yall think too much

a hoe gon be a hoe

 

[winb83]

No homo but she cheated cos his sex game was weak and he honestly does look like his mouth smell of garlic.

Then you break up and move on you don't cheat. There's no justifiable reason to cheat. If it ain't working out for whatever reason then just end it.

 

[Premeditated]

the director she fukked with had more money and power, food for thought

the director she fugged was a no-name. That Snow White trash was his first feature film. Edward has more loot than him.

btw, no c00n, I would simp the shyt outta her.

 

[marcuz]

the director she fugged was a no-name. That Snow White trash was his first feature film. Eward has more loot than him.

then he just aint hitting right

 

[Fckumeen]

yall think too much

a hoe gon be a hoe

This.

She also cheated on her last dude with him...He shouldn't be that surprised.