Rob Parker calls Mark Sanchez a "cheeseburger homey"
Adding fuel to the firestorm ignited by his inflammatory remarks questioning Robert Griffin's blackness, ESPN talking head Rob Parker found a new target - Jets starting quarterback Mark Sanchez.
Sanchez was asked earlier in the week if he thought his poor performances might be a brown flag for other teams considering drafting a Latino QB.
"I don't know, man. I never set out to be the worst Latino quarterback. I just wanted to be the most overpaid QB in the league."
Parker was, to say the least, unsatisfied by Sanchez's response. "The guy answered in perfect English without making a single gang gesture or showing any hint of an accent. I never hear about him cutting the stadium grass. He's got a little too much gel in his hair, but I never see him wearing a bandana or carrying a flag. He's putting off having children until after he's married. I just don't think he's down with the cause, I mean, if he got really drunk during the Puerto Rican Day parade, could you see him groping innocent woman. He's not a real homey, he's a cheeseburger homey."
Steve Smith, for his part, noted he was uncomfortable with the concept of sexually assaulting anyone.