Rich Man Buys House Next to Ex-Wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Outside

[KingDanz]

A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.

According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his daughter Tiffany.

He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.

As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.

"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."

Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.

"ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.

When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"

http://gawker.com/rich-man-buys-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middl-1465406839

 

[Serious]

swag @88m3

As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.

I aint even mad....

 

[88m3]

he's going to end up in court


more money than common sense



there's an update in the article, I knew I smelled white trash


anyways his daughters are hot.

@Serious

 

[Ricky Church]

read about this yesterday, shyt is madd stupid.

aight breh you bought a house next to ur ex-wife and spent money to put up a middle finger statue?

you got her good...

Cac's

 

[BedRoomI'z]

shyt so distasteful

Bring your property value down, by being a bitter fukk, brehs

 

[Serious]

You forgot to post this part of the article breh:

Markovitz has a 17-year-old daughter from a previous relationship who lives with him. He was married for two years to a woman he met at a friend's birthday party at an Auburn Hills restaurant. But they recently divorced. He said his wife, a native of Slovakia, was cheating on him with someone he knew. She moved in with the guy two days after moving out of the house.

"He broke the Man Code. He’s a total freakin’ a$$hole,” Markovitz says. “Real men don’t do that to another guy."

I've heard a similar story like this before @His_Excellence_Reincar

 

[Raava]

Why would you even want to live next door to that person? Someone is obsessed.

 

[Midrash]

It was creative though

 

[Serious]

there's an update in the article, I knew I smelled white trash


anyways his daughters are hot.

@Serious

I don't see the pics of his daughter's but I read up on the next story:

http://gawker.com/horniest-student-title-goes-to-girl-who-sleeps-with-t-1465349345/@neetzanz

 

[AkaDemiK]

get married, brehs

 

[88m3]

I don't see the pics of his daughter's but I read up on the next story:

http://gawker.com/horniest-student-title-goes-to-girl-who-sleeps-with-t-1465349345/@neetzanz

I found that amusing.

Just click on the embedded links there's a twitter and an instagram

 

[Camammal]

What a bitter fakkit so many better ways to spend your money and still stunt on hoes

 

[Serious]

I found that amusing.

Just click on the embedded links there's a twitter and an instagram

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

if he can afford fukk it... this is some first rate trolling right here...

 

[88m3]