PabloEscobar
Banned
Im on campus chillin with the bros as usual. The last year ive been the MOST aggressive in\ my life when it comes to the opposite sex. Ive been shot down or not responded to plenty of times, but yesterday was my first time experiencing double rejection...(normally after one rejection i shut it down because my swag levels usually go to an all time low) on with the story...
About 2 or 3 weeks ago I introduced myself to this THICK pakistani bytch Id seen when I was just coolin. I could've sworn shorty wanted me. Im not usually wrong when it comes to that 'extra' eye contact when it comes to bytches, but its a first time for everything. Anyways I see her at dunkin donuts so I tell my nikkas like "watch how a real nikka go mack a bytch
" I start off with bullshyt small talk then eventually
i go for the kill like "you know what I came over here for right?
"
she was like "no what?
"
im like your number... and she was like something about not giving her number to guys or some shyt, so i was like then take my number. she was like "No, sorry" and shook her head. at the point the ether started to singe my soul. I didn't know what to say after that... I took that shyt like a bytch the whole time my expression is a mixture of
and 
. One of my bros was watching and I turned and looked at the nikka. he claimed he knew what had happened the whole time. Eventually I walked away embarrassed and in disbelief. I thought for sure this bytch wanted a nikka. I told my roommate about it and he said some shyt about muslim bytches not being allowed to date/talk to guys/have guys phone numbers
. that shyt blew me
the second was like 15-20 minutes later. the whole time after I felt defeated and urged my nikkas to keep me comfort in my time of need. eventually this artsy mixed bytch with a "natural" hair style, nose ring, and scuffed up dr. martens sits down near us. shorty was decent, but I aiint really feel like talking to her, but my nikkas gassed me up and acted like it would be the end of the world if i didn't approach her...so i did. shyt started off smooth she was telling me how she was an art major and shyt, but she wouldn't let me see any of her artwork shyt she had with her because she claimed she didn't like it. I talked to her for about 5-10 minutes. eventually she asks whats my name again( 4th bytch this year to forget my name) so im like give me your phone. she shut that down immediately... so at the point i realized this is going no where... so for some dumb ass reason i ask the bytch for feedback and constructive criticism on what i can do better next time...that made her angry... at the point she told me I should just walk away now... so i left...
went 0-2 yesterday off cold approaches... getting p*ssy is not as easy as they make it look in pornos.
About 2 or 3 weeks ago I introduced myself to this THICK pakistani bytch Id seen when I was just coolin. I could've sworn shorty wanted me. Im not usually wrong when it comes to that 'extra' eye contact when it comes to bytches, but its a first time for everything. Anyways I see her at dunkin donuts so I tell my nikkas like "watch how a real nikka go mack a bytch
" I start off with bullshyt small talk then eventually i go for the kill like "you know what I came over here for right?
" she was like "no what?
"im like your number... and she was like something about not giving her number to guys or some shyt, so i was like then take my number. she was like "No, sorry" and shook her head. at the point the ether started to singe my soul. I didn't know what to say after that... I took that shyt like a bytch the whole time my expression is a mixture of
and . One of my bros was watching and I turned and looked at the nikka. he claimed he knew what had happened the whole time. Eventually I walked away embarrassed and in disbelief. I thought for sure this bytch wanted a nikka. I told my roommate about it and he said some shyt about muslim bytches not being allowed to date/talk to guys/have guys phone numbers. that shyt blew methe second was like 15-20 minutes later. the whole time after I felt defeated and urged my nikkas to keep me comfort in my time of need. eventually this artsy mixed bytch with a "natural" hair style, nose ring, and scuffed up dr. martens sits down near us. shorty was decent, but I aiint really feel like talking to her, but my nikkas gassed me up and acted like it would be the end of the world if i didn't approach her...so i did. shyt started off smooth she was telling me how she was an art major and shyt, but she wouldn't let me see any of her artwork shyt she had with her because she claimed she didn't like it. I talked to her for about 5-10 minutes. eventually she asks whats my name again(
4th bytch this year to forget my name) so im like give me your phone. she shut that down immediately... so at the point i realized this is going no where... so for some dumb ass reason i ask the bytch for feedback and constructive criticism on what i can do better next time...that made her angry... at the point she told me I should just walk away now... so i left... went 0-2 yesterday off cold approaches... getting p*ssy is not as easy as they make it look in pornos.
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