When I was 13, my high school took us on a camping trip. My bunk buddy was a white dude. He saw me pack my sponge and washcloth before taking a shower.
He looked at me like
“what you got all that for broski? Isn’t the water enough?”
I looked at him like
and carried on.
Came back from the shower and put cocoa butter on myself. He looked at me crazy again and asked “what’s that you’re putting on yourself?”
I said “I’m moisturizing.” He looked at me confused and said “why broski? You just came out the shower. Why are you doing all that extra shyt?”
I immediately switched bunks with someone else.