Real Life Ace Attorney
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Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
What did you hear?Somebody said “ open the muthafukkin door”
which door?
.....the muthafukkin door
i almost died when duke insinuated a chick used refrigerated sperm to inseminate herself....then said she could've raped him when he couldn't walk 
Batsute
The Lion Choker
There's no way these lawyers didn't get their clients to the fukking SLAMMER
It’s not in this one but they also do dumb ass internet arguments like the “how many days in a week bodybuilding.com debate”
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
I could feel the lawyer’s disdain through the texti almost died when duke insinuated a chick used refrigerated sperm to inseminate herself....then said she could've raped him when he couldn't walk
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
@LaBellaNicole0416.NYC lmmfaoooooooooooooooo
What in the hell???!!
hold up - these are real
Exchanges and legal arguments in game format? Let me watch this. Looks like a collection of “above the law” articles in player mode.
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Brrrrrrr....
Shyt
Things like that are a daily occurrence:
New York(CNN Business)After committing one of the "biggest blunders in banking history," Citibank won't be allowed to recover the almost half a billion dollars it accidentally wired to Revlon's lenders, a US District Court judge ruled.
Citibank can't get back $500 million it wired by mistake, judge rules
At the heart of the epic legal battle of Dumb vs. Dumber appeared to be the question of just who, in fact, was dumbest. The winner of that dubious distinction, it seemed, would also win the case, and as such both sides went to great disingenuous lengths to appear as inconceivably stupid as possible.
Slow down, there, pardner, cried the hedge funds! Who in tarnation would believe—could believe—that a big, fancy, sophisticated bank, even one as shytty as Citi, was even capable of making so colossal a mistake? Hadn’t never happened before, after all. And even we plain, rustic hedge funds can’t help but notice that this was no fat finger; we got paid back to the penny. And we’re so dumb that even after all of it we still want to do business with them! Did his honor really think that we simple folks were just supposed to assume stupidity on the part of a bank that had been pretty sophisticatedly trying to screw us over?
Turns out, his honor didn’t have to think too much about the question at all, thanks to the little-known legal doctrine of “finders keepers
Citigroup Stupid Beyond Belief Legally Speaking, Can’t Have Its Half-Billion Dollars Back
If y’all only knew The number of “world star moments” that happen in legal circles.
I guess we can say, Citibank .........got the axe
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The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
What in the hell???!!
hold up - these are real
Exchanges and legal arguments in game format? Let me watch this. Looks like a collection of “above the law” articles in player mode.
Wild Allegations Against Jones Day Attorney In New Lawsuit — See Also
Freezing Law Student Burns Court Cases To Stay Warm During Power Outage
BIGLAW
‘No, You Can’t Motivate Paralegals By Pointing Prop Guns At Them’ Is A Sentence I Unfortunately Have To Write
Jones Day discrimination suit features wild allegation.
Freezing Law Student Burns Court Cases To Stay Warm During Power Outage
Brrrrrrr....
I'm about done with this simulation yall. The prop gun one