Random thread: drop a fitness haiku

[dora_da_destroyer]

I’m gettin it in

Spend every day in the gym

Summer I’ll be slim

 

[PortCityProphet]

Staring at booty

Her yoga pants fitting right

Getting a gym pump

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Staring at booty

Her yoga pants fitting right

Getting a gym pump

why did i know yours would be suspect

 

[Yinny]

Too fat to slack off

Legs always sore as hell

Pumping it up tho

 

[PortCityProphet]

why did i know yours would be suspect

A master of words

A lover of gym women


That I am for sure

 

[DragonKnight]

You can bench 440

You can knock my bytch ass out

Hello sir meet my 40

 

[PortCityProphet]

Pick it up higher

Hold it as long as i can

Slowly let it fall

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

You can bench 440

You can knock my bytch ass out

Hello sir meet my 40

wrong syllable counts

 

[PortCityProphet]

The five o'clock hour

Wall to wall bodies working

Our second careers

 

[patscorpio]

Tall dark and handsome
On top of being brolic
All women love me

 

[patscorpio]

I have boxed for years
My hands are lethal weapons
I can break your jaw

 

[Cadillac]

Will post when I have time

 

[detroitwalt]

Tryna lose this weight
Lotta Army cats outta shape
My knee is better

 

[Yinny]

Going on vacation
Love delicious food so much
Gonna stick to plan

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I train like Goku

But a better father tho

Go SSJ3