Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I wish we had an excuse as good as "Im on my period" when not wanting to fukk a bytch.

I set up like 4 dates for tomorrow & don't feel like going on none of them shyts :francis:

I always said sorry gotta cancel and had 3 diff versions
1.Man when I was in the military I said I got guard duty
2. When i wasnt i said something with my kids
3. If they off the bat responded that annoy me cuz I gotta cancel I say cuz I dont wanna see ur ass
 

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I always said sorry gotta cancel and had 3 diff versions
1.Man when I was in the military I said I got guard duty
2. When i wasnt i said something with my kids
3. If they off the bat responded that annoy me cuz I gotta cancel I say cuz I dont wanna see ur ass
:dead: Might just ghost all they asses tho
 

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:dead: Might just ghost all they asses tho

Breh I told this story once before on here I had a unlucky day where my roster whole roster showed up at same club and they knew it was exclusive with me and how I say u do u and I do me but that night i wasnt in the mood for the nonsense and i saw a high free agent i wanted to add so i :camby: all of em except 1 and added the new one
Destroyed my championship team my dynasty just cuz of my mood team was deep as the spurs
 

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Damn I kind of froze up this morning buying a couple of things before going to work. I'm walking to the checkout at this nice lil market on the other side of town and this cute :wub: cashier I see often working just walked over and said she'll take care of me. Now usually I don't think nothing because shyt people are nice at work but she looked dead at me like "How are you?" and I felt the glare of her eyes freeze me. I mumbled back "im good.. how r you?" and she said fine. Now her voice sounded like someone who just woke up from sleep and I was about to comment on that but I just stood there and awkwardly already had the $20 in my hand to give her while she was still busy grabbing something off the floor. :snoop:
 

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:russ: I've done this before. Never anything to where they was in the same location tho (that's some How to Be a Player with Bill Bellamy stuff :russ:)

but I will cut chics off in a heartbeat.

It's easy to get sick of women and their foolishness. I've even had to get my wife out my face before, by telling her, "you know what? I don't really feel like talking tonight."

I love women as much as the next man, but sometimes you just need a break :wow:

Im a straight a$$hole I tell my wife depending on how she acts to get off my damn face
If she really pisses me off I be fukk outta my face
I ain't shyt :russ:
 

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This other chick told me she just wanted to come chill & be friends


Just fukked her :snoop:


Im honestly getting tired of doing this shyt.
 

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Breh I told this story once before on here I had a unlucky day where my roster whole roster showed up at same club and they knew it was exclusive with me and how I say u do u and I do me but that night i wasnt in the mood for the nonsense and i saw a high free agent i wanted to add so i :camby: all of em except 1 and added the new one
Destroyed my championship team my dynasty just cuz of my mood team was deep as the spurs


If there is one thing I learned is that you don't owe these women anything.
 
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